http://allrecipes.com/recipe/easy-chinese-corn-soup/
Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
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No gossip ... East Bound and Down.
Go for the Faith! She is not one named Hill.
Love the newborns ... they are something to be proud of.
James is prejudiced. He loves me because I love him. It works like that! LOL!
LOL, that was a WTF moment when She emerged from the Car.
James is very direct. Good looking, too.
All of your children are good-looking, including the Alien Patrick with the endlessly large green eyes.
I love them all, though some would scoff, I’m sure! LOL!
Pat would just blink, weirdly, as his processors whirred.
They all want Chinese food for supper, but we’re having corn.
Corn suey or corn mein?
Isn’t corn oriental? I mean, where did the baby corns come from? The ones I love so much in my (oriental) salads?
Corn boiled.
Patrick’s Processors are always whirring, which is why no one understands him. They can’t see behind the whirring spirals of his eyes to figure out what he is saying/thinking. He is memorizing them all...
I think you’ve nailed it.
We were discussing the other day how useful it would be if he had an Alternate Dimension Patrick who could learn math, so This Dimension Patrick didn’t have to.
Corn boiled? I would like to cut mine off the cob, smother the kernels with butter and let the rest of the world try to figure out what I see in such an exercise. Almost as good as fresh baby peas with butter...
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/easy-chinese-corn-soup/
This Dimensional Patrick is better than all the former or future Dimensions Patrick because he doesn’t need to “learn” math: He already knows it.
What is given to him as an exercise in learning for his age is so far beneath him that he doesn’t have the patience to put up with it. Give him some Calculus and see what happens.
Just sayin’...
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=4729058996770&set=a.3752785110533.2126890.1603585487&type=1
Local temps....
Looks pretty! We do several versions of corn soup, but today we had corn on the cob. It was $.19 each at Walmart yesterday.
I’ve had that. Who has to explain corn and butter?
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