Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
Headed for Wilmington? Watch out for spiders!
yep, And God Bless America! Well Wilmington, on another day ... LOL
yep ... Americans are Great at Making Love Out of Nothing At All! What Lonely Night? But I’ll Miss You. All of You!
Well, at least while they have their air supply.
Ever been to Washington? Not the D.C. but the one in the ole north state? Great little place to get ones mind in order.
I’ll never make it like you do ... I’ll have to crawl ... Thanks for showing me how to run.
I put a tablespoon or two of bleach in my dishwater.
It was actually for the cat who was so sick, but I got an interesting benefit from it. The cracks on my fingertips all healed up, and I’ve never had even one since then.
The cat passed on last August, but he did leave me that nice, healing concoction.
It’s amazing that the bleach doesn’t sting or make the soapy dishwater hard to rinse off. It just sterilizes everything.
I will try that. I’m very sensitive to the smell of chlorine bleach, but I have masks I can wear if the odor is too bad.
Thanks for the tip!
Just use less if it’s too strong. I think that even one tablespoon would do the trick.
The point it, it works, so I will use varying strengths until I find one I can live with!
*hug*
Sometimes one has to talk to the animals.
There is a great deal of weirdness in connection with people losing their jobs. I’ve been very fortunate in that I have had a job nobody else wanted nor were they capable of working it successfully. If I hadn’t had specialized skills, I would have been plowed under by the powers that be.
Wow! A blast from the past! I don’t recall seeing them perform it, but I recall the song and sang along! Thank you!
The lawn flamingoes are yours! Additionally, you are welcome to inherit the pink flamingo swizzle sticks unless you have reservations re: filing the serial numbers off (sorry about that; I take my swizzle sticks seriously). You can have the entire pink flamingo suite contents including comforter, bedspread, sheets, bolster covers, curtains, bath mats, toallas, seat covers, and the outdoor flamingo lights that hang off the RV canopy. (You can have the RV, too, but Mr. Sg has installed many additional life-enhancement thingies like inverters and deep cell marine batteries, whatever they are. DP would probably be able to figure them out. I certainly can’t.”
You are a complete stitch!
Maybe my mind was on other things in those days. You know how flighty kids are....
Yayyyyy and welcome back!
Sweet.
Great! {{{Face}}} Hugs to you too.
(Aw, shucks!)
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