Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
That has a tendency to wreak havoc on the electric grid.
I remember trying to send powerful thoughts back in 2003. I haven’t tried since then.
Oh, well, back to the current scene. Must catch up on paperwork and have to re search plant diseases instead of working outside today. Would vastly prefer to exert myself with housekeeping, cooking and gardening while listening to audiobooks because doing physical stuff makes me sleep like a log (dropped in my tracks @ 1930 last night), I thank the Creator every day for our many blessings (including you and the dear UTers!). Have a great day and SYL!
You totally crack me up!
I will keep the prayers going for her speedy, uncomplicated recovery!
*hug*
That’s the excuse I use every time I see the new cracks forming in the mirror. “I’m not getting older! I just totally crack me up.”
I was there but don't want to rain on your parade by telling you.
Really? “In those days there was no King in Israel and the people did what was right in their own eyes.”
That quote comes from a lot earlier than 600 B.C.
I don’t see much change.
Those look like Peeps....
*tagline*
I’m back! I promised them I would give them my unborn son on payday, along with money, so here I am. :o]
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
Well, that was one day completely shot. I guess if I ever randomly spot a clerk at Wal-Mart I can try to remember this one.
I have an Obamaphone, but it is my emergency phone, and I’m not paying for “extras.” But thanks for the thought!
W/B.
I hope your unborn son is a nerd. If he’s a hipster he’s going to be one unhappy dude.
Unless they put him in sales.
Extras? Those are entitlements! You’re entitled to a data plan with unlimited giga-thingies so you can watch movies while you stand in line at Wal-Mart.
You tell ‘em Obama said so.
PS: I moved in November into an apartment that was vacated due to the death of the previous tenant. She also had an “Obamaphone,” and the Safe-Link people wanted me to FAX them ten pages of documents to prove I was me and not her.
They said they would call her, and I said, “You do that, but I can guarantee you won’t get to speak to her! She ain’t talking to anyone but the Lord, these days!”
One phone per address, you see...
Just leave me your flamingos!
Urgh, paperwork. There was a time when that was my favorite activity, but that was before any lapse of attention to the Chaos Brothers and their Pink Pet resulted in catastrophe.
Ah, well ... there’s always vacuuming!
“Happiness comes through the door you didn’t know you left open.”
Also flies and stray cats.
HAH!
Like I said, I just use it for emergencies, when my regular phone is wonky. It’s nice to have a backup available. And DANG! It holds a charge for 10 days or more! My regular phone has to be charged every day.
I remember once, ‘long about 1985, someone from the government called our house. My mother answered the phone, and the person said, “Can I speak to your father?” Mom said, “He died in 1968, so if you can, you’re really something!”
The poor drone was befuddled for quite some time ... and of course, all she needed to have done was ask for the person she wanted by name!
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