Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
As usual, the officials keep trying to convince us that this cave, deep under the surface of the now completely uninhabitable earth, is a space ship which will one day get us to a new planet.
And the sheeple continue to dream of the day we achieve orbit around a planet we don’t even know exists.
So glad to hear it.
No to figure out how we bungled the prayers for the marriage decisions.
‘Face texted to say she’s out of Interwebs until payday - maybe a week.
Out of interwebs -— unnnngh.
I’d rather be out of coffee.
.
No, wait!
Bbbbummmer.
We need to get her an Obamaphone with a free data plan.
Such things are beyond my technical capabilities.
I will send her a U.S. Mail letter and my latest brilliant artwork.
When life hands you lemons ...
Wow! Lemons!
They should have given him a whole lemon, so it would roll!
Dog after taking C.A.T. training.
The invasion is imminent.
There is a great deal to be said for lack of Sudden Premature Termination of Existence Syndrome (SPTES).
The other gnus looks like he has three legs and a great sense of balance.
I was just getting sick of the headline gnus, especially yesterday, and needed a different take.
That guy makes it look like nothing has really changed since 600 BC or so.
Thanks to the Creator and to Jesus, and YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
My front yard.
I knew we were sisters!
Maybe we can send powerful thought waves her way as a temporizing measure until ‘Face gets her interwebs back.
That is so incredibly cute!
I thought he looked like he should increase his caloric consumption unless those were wrinkles and not ribs sticking out, but I agree about the headlines. If you want a few chuckles out of an otherwise grim scenario, take a look at some of the testimony in the Z trial. The defense is making mincemeat out of the prosecution’s case and witnesses.
Yeah, my thoughts exactly. Now how the heck do we make you executor and chief beneficiary of our estate when you already have too much for one ordinary human on your plate?
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.