Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
I may have noodle soup for lunch again, though right now, I’m not hungry.
Earlier this morning, I put a pork roast in the crock pot, but instead of putting it on “high” for the first hour, I stuck it all the way to “warm.” I guess it’s a good thing I don’t have to worry about having a meal on the table at a specific time.
I’ll make some julienne potates to go with it.
Face, has me by the throat!
ArGee, I joined your annoyance army.
I want out there son!
There’s a secret to being truly annoying. It goes beyond just saying inane things or twisting people’s words to mean something other than what they said. It even goes beyond enacting liberal legislation (although THAT’s pretty high up the list). The REAL secret to being super annoying exactly like that.
Try singing old Frank Sinatra tunes. If that doesn’t cause her to get nostalgic, it may repulse her.
I know it would repulse me.
I’ll just wave across the 2,000 miles. It takes a little time for the wave to arrive across the 2,000 miles but when I sing old Frankie tunes, I sing me to sleep. Waving is safer. I might wake up after waving. Singing is another matter.
ya know ArGee, Frank might have been smarter than we think. Everyone needs a body guard these days.
Frank Sinatra only sang a few songs I ever liked; I thought he was always a much better actor than he was a singer.
:o]
I like it when Frank shows off his firearms.
Jake, is that you?
me and Jake are on good speaking terms ... last time I checked anyhow ... almost time to be East Bound and Down for this day, for Jake and me, is almost done. {{HUGS}}
I’ll try not to break your heart. And America, We Here, at Free Republic Love You!
Be Firm, Stand Firm!
Just a full album of tunes to help ease the ride ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRT_zfqZztM
Breath the Air, everyone.
http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/snuffy-the-seal-pays-dearly-in-shark-week-promo/
If you need a chuckle. Not for the seal lover.
God Bless You, Each and Everyone One!
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