#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[moose07]

Have a safe Drive T-C.
See without the NSA you would have soggy wet kids in the back of the Car.
:)

[Tax-chick]

It’s an easy trip home. Our house will be knee-deep in dog fur!

[moose07]

Must go for now.
See you later, stay safe.

[Tax-chick]

You too!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Let me clue you in: everybody knew about the midgets already.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Does Bathhouse Barry cruise the place a lot wearing his LPGA outfits?

[NicknamedBob]

#NSACalledToTellMe it’s time to change the batteries in my kitchen clock, and not to throw the discards in the trash anymore.

[Monkey Face]

...Uh... Face... you might want to move.

LOL! My second home is Utah! I grew up in Central Utah, so moving from Vegas leaves me only one place to go: Utah!!:o]

[Tennessee Nana]

#NSACalledToTellMe that it’s !People’s! fault

[Conspiracy Guy]

#NSACalledToTellMe to replace my incandescent light bulbs with CFLs or face stiff fines and prison time. Also they warned aspirin was past the expiration date.

[null and void]

THIS IS US! ! !

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.


HOWEVER,  upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was  NOT  the senior citizens who took


The  melody  out of music,

The  pride  out of appearance,

The  courtesy  out of driving,

The  romance  out of love,

The  commitment  out of marriage,

The  responsibility  out of parenthood,

The  togetherness  out of the family,

The  learning  out of education,

The  service  out of patriotism,

The  Golden Rule  from rulers,

The  nativity  scene out of cities,

The  civility  out of behavior,

The  refinement  out of language,

The  dedication  out of employment,

The  prudence  out of spending,

The  ambition  out of achievement or

 

God  out of government and school.

And we certainly are  NOT  the ones  who eliminated  patience  and  tolerance  from personal relationships and interactions with others!!


And, we do understand the meaning of patriotism, and remember those who have fought and died for our country.


Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their hearts as they stand at attention with their hands over their hearts, and with their hats removed as the National Anthem is played.


YES, I 'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!


I 'm the life of the party..... Even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

I 'm very good at opening childproof caps..... With a hammer.


I 'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.


I 'm smiling all the time because I can 't hear a thing you 're saying. 


I 'm sure everything I can 't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.


I 'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that’s just my left leg.


I 'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.

Yes, I 'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I wouldn't send it back to them, but I would send it to many more too!

Spread the laughter

Share the cheer

Let 's  be happy

While we 're here..

 

And, MAY GOD BLESS  AMERICA

AND MAY AMERICA BLESS GOD!!

 

Go Green  - Recycle CONGRESS!!

 

[null and void]

#NSACalledToTellMe they’ve kidnapped my kid and are going to send him home with the ransom note.

I’ll send him back with the payment...

[mware]

#NSACalledToTellMe will you PLEASE pick up that damn prescription already.

[cousair]

HERE HERE!! How well I remember the time when we were able to think and decide things for ourselves about life, jobs, beliefs and family1!!

[Mad Dawgg]

#NSACalledToTellMe that the tweet I started to tweet but stopped and deleted WAS funny and they went ahead and posted it on my behalf

[mware]

LOL, Mad.

When America begins to mock them, you know we are finally beginning to win this damn thing.

[Monkey Face]

#NSACalledToTellMe I left the light on in the bathroom again but forgot to turn the coffee pot on.

[Mad Dawgg]

#NSACalledToTellMe that it’s in poor taste to ask Siri where to dump a body.

[Conspiracy Guy]

“HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took”

I agree that you didn’t and I didn’t take those things out. We passed them on to our children who are now passing it on to their children. But many of my generation, I’m 59, let the system raise their children.

[exit82]

#NSACalledToTellMe that my library card expired but they renewed it for me, and to stop reading conservative books already.