Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
Late dinner! I should be in bed.
Well?
#NSACalledToTellMe they know about the midgets… well, that was awkward.
I still have wine.
My best to Laura!
#NSACalledToTellMe my phone bill is due: I told them: you pay it....your on it more than I am....
#NSACalledToTellMe that if I don’t like losing my privacy & being monitored - move to China or somewhere.
that is amazing
OK, now let me get the details straight: you were in pink flamingo pajamas, angry bird pajamas, or cow pajamas. Inquiring minds want to know.
All right, then. Discretion would be the better part of valor in this situation. I still have my HO (Humble opinion—pretty certain that’s how you would have read it, but the PC police have been spooking me).
I am back out pounding the pavement for work again. They gave me a very nice letter of recommendation. I will miss working there. Nice people.
#NSACalledToTellMe: Go back a page, They’re not done reading it.
#NSACalledToTellMe that they don’t know what’s in the Affordable Health Care Act, either.
#NSACalledToTellMe the FEMA camps are actually nice and you get complementary Hot Face Towels in the lounge just outside the Waterboarding Spa.
#NSAcalledtotellme I need to stock up on more Hash, Beef Stew and #SweetBabyRays so they know where to forage during the #ZombiePocalypse
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My contributions:
#NSACalledToTellMe that they have my mother. I have no choice but to switch from Republican to Independent.
#NSACalledToTellMe I forgot to put Redken Polish-Up in my hair before leaving the house this afternoon.
PING
#NSACalledToTellME to quit moving the hookah you are screwing up our mic reception.
Pink flamingo. For the beach.
Looks like rain on a few of my NC FRiends, but clear for my drive home.
#NSACalledToTellMe Some of the kids got in the ocean with their clothes on again.
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