Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
Honest Face ... I don’t Blame You! Giddy on Up ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=3xfFbB2CRo8 ... and honest I don’t know what I’m talking about everyone.
He did and the dog decided she might like it.
She didn’t really, but she tore up the box and scattered it around the house.
The lantern needs oil but would work otherwise. It’s pretty nice.
Zero doesn’t often type with capitals because he doesn’t know how. He just knows how to suck the nearest ******* and kiss the next **** that will allow him to continue.
He has minions to do his bidding. Or should I say, The bidding of his puppeteers?
Right on Cue.
The lady, (whoever she is) is right. Whatever helps you focus is what you need to incorporate into your life.
(Fast cars and “dangerous” situations are some of the things that will help you concentrate. Your choice of potentially life-threatening situations will help you. ‘Splody things come to mind!)
;o]
Now you’ll get ants. You can get kerosene, but it might be a fire hazard.
Face, I love ya MORE!
Movin' On. Face, honest my shirt smells.
We knew she was easily bored and somewhat distractable - except when she’s not - but she’s never showed any sign of being hyperactive.
The lemonade I have is free...just because!
Thank You ... you didn’t lace it with poison this time, did ya?
yep, that was a good idea, everyone. I believe it is laced with glue this time.
good thing I put any on my fingers.
Things like ADHD are difficult for parents to “diagnose.” I spent years trying to understand why my son had such a short attention span: it was because he was hyperactive. He was 16 before the diagnosis was put in writing, and it probably would not have happened had it not been for the needs of my daughter, who had lost her birth mother.
At that point, when my son was diagnosed, I realize that I, too, had suffered from the same disability. Back in THAT day, I was a “D” student except in the classes that challenged me.
It isn’t easy being ADHD!
But DANGIT! We SHINE!!!
It’s enclosed in glass. It will be useful for winter because I try to keep the lights off as much as possible to save electricity. This month my bill was $80 but that was with my roommates still here, so I imagine I can make it much less without them.
The therapist said hyperactivity in adults is more of an inability to sit still than bouncing off the walls like it is in children. What she really said was that it was probably ADD but she wasn’t going to label it and I should drink more caffeine and keep working out.
I laced it with GIN!
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