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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^
| June 7th 2013
| Me (Mad Dawgg)
Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: HereInTheHeartland
1,301
posted on
06/21/2013 1:10:29 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: no-to-illegals; absolootezer0
I know Zer0. Zer0 is a (cyber) friend of mine. And Obama is no Zer0.
1,302
posted on
06/21/2013 1:10:47 PM PDT
by
ArGee
(O'er the land of the watched (closely)...)
To: ArGee
little z ArGee, little z.
1,303
posted on
06/21/2013 1:12:00 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: ArGee
dang one secret is out ... don't go tellin’ no more, please.
1,304
posted on
06/21/2013 1:12:57 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: no-to-illegals; absolootezer0
Unfortunately, Zer0 doesn’t often type with capitals.
1,305
posted on
06/21/2013 1:15:31 PM PDT
by
ArGee
(O'er the land of the watched (closely)...)
yep, I have / had a dream said Martin ... then it turned into a nightmare of a zer0.
1,306
posted on
06/21/2013 1:16:16 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: ArGee
your Zer0 sounds like a nice calm person ... and not narcissistic.
1,307
posted on
06/21/2013 1:17:42 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: absolootezer0
1,308
posted on
06/21/2013 1:20:08 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: ArGee
I’ll give you this one ArGee ... You are better than Good!
1,309
posted on
06/21/2013 1:21:28 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
1,310
posted on
06/21/2013 1:22:50 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
Gee missed it by that much.
1,311
posted on
06/21/2013 1:23:43 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
1,312
posted on
06/21/2013 1:27:21 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: everyone
hey I only sound crazy. Cause I might be or is that me?
1,313
posted on
06/21/2013 1:28:37 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
1313 ... okay am gone ... message sent.
1,314
posted on
06/21/2013 1:29:18 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: no-to-illegals
1,315
posted on
06/21/2013 1:29:31 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Does Bill have a job yet?)
To: stephenjohnbanker
1,316
posted on
06/21/2013 1:31:50 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Does Bill have a job yet?)
To: Tax-chick
The lady said that stimulants like caffeine and nicotine will help with concentration issues, which they do.
1,317
posted on
06/21/2013 1:47:09 PM PDT
by
Anoreth
(It is not moth eaten. It is superb.)
To: Anoreth
Stick to caffeine. Nicotine has a lot of other problems, including price unless you buy it concentrated at the garden store. Then the problem is death.
Get more exercise!
1,318
posted on
06/21/2013 1:50:59 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Does Bill have a job yet?)
To: Tax-chick
I stopped at a consignment store to look for decorations and found a microwave and a toaster that the owner gave me for $15 to get rid of them.
Also I got a pretty good black and white drawing that goes with my other pictures and a brass lantern.
Meanwhile the dog found a box of cereal on the counter and helped herself.
1,319
posted on
06/21/2013 1:51:15 PM PDT
by
Anoreth
(It is not moth eaten. It is superb.)
To: Anoreth
You win some, you lose some. Bill always leaves the cereal out.
1,320
posted on
06/21/2013 1:52:42 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Does Bill have a job yet?)
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