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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: HereInTheHeartland

LOL


1,301 posted on 06/21/2013 1:10:29 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals; absolootezer0

I know Zer0. Zer0 is a (cyber) friend of mine. And Obama is no Zer0.


1,302 posted on 06/21/2013 1:10:47 PM PDT by ArGee (O'er the land of the watched (closely)...)
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To: ArGee

little z ArGee, little z.


1,303 posted on 06/21/2013 1:12:00 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: ArGee
dang one secret is out ... don't go tellin’ no more, please.
1,304 posted on 06/21/2013 1:12:57 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals; absolootezer0

Unfortunately, Zer0 doesn’t often type with capitals.


1,305 posted on 06/21/2013 1:15:31 PM PDT by ArGee (O'er the land of the watched (closely)...)
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yep, I have / had a dream said Martin ... then it turned into a nightmare of a zer0.
1,306 posted on 06/21/2013 1:16:16 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: ArGee

your Zer0 sounds like a nice calm person ... and not narcissistic.


1,307 posted on 06/21/2013 1:17:42 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: absolootezer0

Hi There!


1,308 posted on 06/21/2013 1:20:08 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: ArGee

I’ll give you this one ArGee ... You are better than Good!


1,309 posted on 06/21/2013 1:21:28 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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01:20


1,310 posted on 06/21/2013 1:22:50 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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Gee missed it by that much.


1,311 posted on 06/21/2013 1:23:43 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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two cents


1,312 posted on 06/21/2013 1:27:21 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: everyone

hey I only sound crazy. Cause I might be or is that me?


1,313 posted on 06/21/2013 1:28:37 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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1313 ... okay am gone ... message sent.


1,314 posted on 06/21/2013 1:29:18 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Shhh, it’s a secret.


1,315 posted on 06/21/2013 1:29:31 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Does Bill have a job yet?)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

LOL!


1,316 posted on 06/21/2013 1:31:50 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Does Bill have a job yet?)
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To: Tax-chick

The lady said that stimulants like caffeine and nicotine will help with concentration issues, which they do.


1,317 posted on 06/21/2013 1:47:09 PM PDT by Anoreth (It is not moth eaten. It is superb.)
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To: Anoreth

Stick to caffeine. Nicotine has a lot of other problems, including price unless you buy it concentrated at the garden store. Then the problem is death.

Get more exercise!


1,318 posted on 06/21/2013 1:50:59 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Does Bill have a job yet?)
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To: Tax-chick

I stopped at a consignment store to look for decorations and found a microwave and a toaster that the owner gave me for $15 to get rid of them.
Also I got a pretty good black and white drawing that goes with my other pictures and a brass lantern.

Meanwhile the dog found a box of cereal on the counter and helped herself.


1,319 posted on 06/21/2013 1:51:15 PM PDT by Anoreth (It is not moth eaten. It is superb.)
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To: Anoreth

You win some, you lose some. Bill always leaves the cereal out.


1,320 posted on 06/21/2013 1:52:42 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Does Bill have a job yet?)
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