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1 posted on 05/24/2013 10:44:22 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

“Its surface is covered in a sticky black substance similar to the gunk at the bottom of a barbecue”

Can we call it Asteroid Holder?


2 posted on 05/24/2013 10:49:47 AM PDT by kidd
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To: Red Badger

Is it scheduled to make a stop through the District of Criminals?


3 posted on 05/24/2013 10:51:12 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (IÂ’m not a Republican, I’m a conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: Red Badger

Am I the only one who thinks that somebodiez lying, and that the last time we had a close fly-by it actually hit us when it came in over Russia?


5 posted on 05/24/2013 10:54:01 AM PDT by djf (Rich widows: My Bitcoin address is... 1ETDmR4GDjwmc9rUEQnfB1gAnk6WLmd3n6)
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To: Red Badger
If it impacted Earth it would probably result in global extinction

I'm gonna send my cable payment early, so I'll still have internet, if that happens.
6 posted on 05/24/2013 10:56:52 AM PDT by TomGuy (.)
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Take FR To A Yellow Galaxy

Donate

7 posted on 05/24/2013 10:58:52 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (My faith and politics cannot be separated)
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To: Red Badger

I hope it hits us


8 posted on 05/24/2013 11:06:46 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Red Badger

BTW, if this black stuff is petrochemically related, wouldn’t that lend great credence to Tom Van Flandern’s exploding planet hypothesis?


12 posted on 05/24/2013 11:20:24 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: Red Badger

What if it slows down?

;-)


13 posted on 05/24/2013 11:21:26 AM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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To: Red Badger

If it’s dark, and it’s black up there ... how we gonn’a know it’s there .... an’ when it’s gone ?


14 posted on 05/24/2013 11:34:17 AM PDT by knarf (uals-two logic)
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To: Red Badger

Skidmark asteroid.


18 posted on 05/24/2013 11:50:07 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: Red Badger

Is it Obama in AF1 or the great cosmic equalizer? (Thanks for the info RB)


19 posted on 05/24/2013 11:52:13 AM PDT by PGalt
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Please... please.. please... can’t three small chunks of it drop away and land on:

1. Mecca
2. Pakistan
3. Washington D.C.

Pretty please???


20 posted on 05/24/2013 11:57:48 AM PDT by ScottinVA ( Liberal is to patriotism as Kermit Gosnell is to neonatal care.)
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To: Red Badger
There is no chance that asteroid 1998 QE2 could collide with Earth this go-around.

But Asteroids Geitherner QE 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9 are already wrecking havoc on this planet.

21 posted on 05/24/2013 12:03:24 PM PDT by catfish1957 (My dream for hope and change is to see the punk POTUS in prison for treason)
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To: Red Badger

“Black sticky stuff”

Is this an elephant joke? But with asteroids? Where is the punch line?

Oh, it’s Barack Obama and the laugh is on us.


23 posted on 05/24/2013 12:18:28 PM PDT by dirtymac (Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.)
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To: Red Badger
If it impacted Earth it would probably result in global extinction.

The one that took out the dinosaurs was estimated at about six miles in size; at 1.7 miles this one is a poor challenger. And the mammals and numerous reptiles survived, somehow.

26 posted on 05/24/2013 1:13:33 PM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed &water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: Red Badger

I heard that.. woo hooo.. Bring it on!!

uhh

Oh wait, Does Nasa know?

better check the survival pods&kits

there’s a big comet flying by Mars later this summer that mat even provide a light show in space.. or so says one chap on coast to coast insomnia radio


28 posted on 05/24/2013 1:19:29 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi)
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To: Red Badger

Oh, asteroid! I thought it said dark, massive a$$, and I was wondering how Moochelle was flying. Got the broomstick out again?


31 posted on 05/24/2013 2:25:22 PM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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