Posted on 05/10/2013 2:45:52 PM PDT by jiggyboy
WHEREAS the root of the Watergate scandal and cover-up was the desire of a sitting President to be re-elected, and
WHEREAS the Watergate scandal and cover-up ultimately led to the impeachment and resignation of that sitting President, and
WHEREAS The Washington Post, a member in good standing of the Mainstream Media, initiated the investigations leading to that impeachment and resignation, and
WHEREAS the Mainstream Media continues, nearly forty years later, to regularly and publicly congratulate itself with an unwritten rule that scandals and cover-ups across all spectra of seriousness, malfeasance, and scope, without exception, shall be described with the suffix "-gate", and
WHEREAS the root of the Benghazi scandal and cover-up is the desire of a sitting President to be re-elected, and
WHEREAS nobody was left to die in Watergate, the Benghazi scandal is far worse a scandal and cover-up, and
WHEREAS it has come to pass that even MSNBC had a guest today who dared to talk about the impeachment of the sitting President,
NOW, THEREFORE, in consideration of these facts, it shall henceforth be more appropriate for the names of cover-ups and scandals to end with the suffix "-ghazi", and, when phonetically appropriate and descriptive, and for the prefix shall begin with "B" and/or end with "N".
LOL
Benghazi-gate-ghazi!!!!!!!
Preach it!
Upcoming budget ceiling shenanigans = Spend-ghazi!
Shady loan deals to banks = Lend-ghazi!
Playing the race card too often = Offend-ghazi!
LMAO drunkgazi
If the MSM ever really starts reporting on this, a lot of low-information people are going to be mad at this guy.
Golly, not Boutros Boutros-Ghali-Ghazi
Doh, who’s the wise guy? Somewhere somebody else is thinking exactly the same thing:
“How many low-information 0bama voters know who this Ben Ghazi guy is?” 2 hours ago - 4 days left to answer.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130510200116AAdlF6c
Well it’s a fine ghazi you got us in now!
SNAGU - Situation Normal All Ghazied Up.
Waterghazi. Gotcha!
Climateghazi!
Certifighazi!
Travelghazi!
Man-Love-ghazi
Like it a lot!
Out of respect for you and your home page here, I will graciously agree to call everything scandalous about Obama -ghazi from now on!
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