Your Attention Please: "-ghazi" to Replace "-gate" in Naming Future Scandals and Cover-Ups (vanity)

May 10, 2013

[jiggyboy]

WHEREAS the root of the Watergate scandal and cover-up was the desire of a sitting President to be re-elected, and

WHEREAS the Watergate scandal and cover-up ultimately led to the impeachment and resignation of that sitting President, and

WHEREAS The Washington Post, a member in good standing of the Mainstream Media, initiated the investigations leading to that impeachment and resignation, and

WHEREAS the Mainstream Media continues, nearly forty years later, to regularly and publicly congratulate itself with an unwritten rule that scandals and cover-ups across all spectra of seriousness, malfeasance, and scope, without exception, shall be described with the suffix "-gate", and

WHEREAS the root of the Benghazi scandal and cover-up is the desire of a sitting President to be re-elected, and

WHEREAS nobody was left to die in Watergate, the Benghazi scandal is far worse a scandal and cover-up, and

WHEREAS it has come to pass that even MSNBC had a guest today who dared to talk about the impeachment of the sitting President,

NOW, THEREFORE, in consideration of these facts, it shall henceforth be more appropriate for the names of cover-ups and scandals to end with the suffix "-ghazi", and, when phonetically appropriate and descriptive, and for the prefix shall begin with "B" and/or end with "N".

[Daffynition]

Mooschelle's Oscar dress too revealing for Iranian media...so they 'shopped it. LOL

[Vendome]

Mafia Media

[tomkat]

That'd be 'Go To Hell.ghazi'

Get with the program

[bigheadfred]

classless fools

[gaijin]

TravelGAZI

WhitewaterGAZI

Nice.

[Daffynition]

HAHAHA!Send in the clowns.

[bigheadfred]

LOLOL she shopped herself insane clown ummm posse

[Daffynition]

[Revolting cat!]

What about the price you pay at the pump - Gasghazi?

[bigheadfred]

its WHAT for dinner

[Revolting cat!]

NAZIGHAZI!

[bigheadfred]

yes it is what goes in your gasghaziler suv

[Revolting cat!]

The original Ben Ghazi.

[Revolting cat!]

And so, the Clinton sex scandal oughta be renamed to “Bentghazi”!

[Daffynition]

Oh, the windmills of my ghazi.

[dalereed]

Stick your program up your backside!

[tomkat]

LOL

[bigheadfred]

oh i know her she is the man from la mancha

” The Obama: I invent false information and sell it to others stupid enough to believe it.

Miguel de Cervantes: Seems a sound proposition. What brought you here?

The Obama: A lapse of judgment. I told the truth. “

[bigheadfred]

LOL

[NowApproachingMidnight]

I proudly offer a 2nd to the motion.