Close your eyes and picture the scariest thing you can think of. Maybe it's a giant spider or a giant Stay Puft marshmallow man or something that's not even giant at all. Well, whatever it is, I guarantee it's not nearly as scary as the real scariest thing in the world. That's long-term unemployment.
That gives me a story idea. Attack of the job-sucking spiders. They jump on your head and stick their legs into your brain and suck the drive to either get a job or create a job right out of you.
Worst yet, they are hideous beasts. They look something like this:
It gives me nightmares just thinking about it.
