[NoCmpromiz]

That gives me a story idea. Attack of the job-sucking spiders. They jump on your head and stick their legs into your brain and suck the drive to either get a job or create a job right out of you.

You could probably find room in your story for these in a supporting role. They're from Afri, er, um, Hawaii too...

[no-to-illegals]

yep, I resemble that picture.