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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: Darksheare

Did you eat a Cthulhu minion?

Invent the grumbling rug?

Make the towels fly?

Start the zombie apocalypse?

Any number of nefarious things may be attributed to your being forced to be human.

You CAD!


841 posted on 04/15/2013 6:48:28 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

Who knows.
But Sis-in-law made that sattement based off of how I walk.
She said I padded along like a cat.
Now as for why she was paying that much attention to my stride is another question.

But the Blgthrgths, grumbling rugs, and zombocalypse I invented in my clever human disguise.


842 posted on 04/15/2013 6:52:39 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Tax-chick; All
This kitty looks as innocent as Ninja does; Ninja is totally looney.

Good morning, y'all!

843 posted on 04/15/2013 7:00:14 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Darksheare

Yeah, I’ve always wondered about the tacit Hindu assumption that a form of human was the highest reward before Nirvana.


844 posted on 04/15/2013 7:02:05 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Monkey Face

845 posted on 04/15/2013 7:02:16 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: ArGee

Just watch cats, they act and appear to feel superior.
Or so my cats keep telling me.


846 posted on 04/15/2013 7:09:27 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

Thank you for second lol of the day! (Grandson #1 scored first with silly horse picture.) Howya doin’?


847 posted on 04/15/2013 7:18:37 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Today seems like a really good day to sleep in.

Yeah. It would have been.

My bank called me at 0606 hours.

Then hung up as soon as I answered.

848 posted on 04/15/2013 7:19:31 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them. Gun confiscation enables tyranny.)
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To: Darksheare

Cats act that way because they have a complex.

Dogs are completely comfortable with who they are, which makes them free to act as if you were better than you are.


849 posted on 04/15/2013 7:20:37 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Monkey Face

Yay!


850 posted on 04/15/2013 7:20:53 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: null and void

That would be like getting a call from the White House Emergency Response Director and then being told, “Oh, wait, nevermind.”


851 posted on 04/15/2013 7:21:14 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Darksheare
dealing with mobile phone nuances.

Shirley you are up to the challenge.

852 posted on 04/15/2013 7:23:04 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: ArGee

Some dogs.
Had a dog that learned from the cats.


853 posted on 04/15/2013 7:23:34 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Silentgypsy

Well yes, up until those nuances become nuisances.
Then out come the mooses with nooses to fix the nuisances.


854 posted on 04/15/2013 7:25:18 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: ArGee
That is peculiar.
855 posted on 04/15/2013 7:27:36 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Silentgypsy; Darksheare

Morning Sg. Watch Darks today. Darks is making too much sense. With that I shall run for the exit. Darks, no offense intended. First thing I know you’ll be on me sharing secrets.


856 posted on 04/15/2013 7:27:39 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals
Well, I have on my brand new shoes that don't need a shine today.

But I think I will take them in for a shine anyway.

Shine, mister?

857 posted on 04/15/2013 7:27:40 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: ArGee; Darkshear
LOL ArGee. Honest Darks am headed for the exit.
858 posted on 04/15/2013 7:30:15 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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the missing e on Darkshear is I ... eeeEEEE!


859 posted on 04/15/2013 7:31:17 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy

Fear not, I shall cease making sense after my second cup of coffee, it’s been a rough weekend.
And so, riding on his armored grnkth and armed with his bejeweled ranzgramth, he rode off into the molasses sunset to a jangly tune played on a splayed brojkarth.


860 posted on 04/15/2013 7:31:24 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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