Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Did you eat a Cthulhu minion?
Invent the grumbling rug?
Make the towels fly?
Start the zombie apocalypse?
Any number of nefarious things may be attributed to your being forced to be human.
You CAD!
Who knows.
But Sis-in-law made that sattement based off of how I walk.
She said I padded along like a cat.
Now as for why she was paying that much attention to my stride is another question.
But the Blgthrgths, grumbling rugs, and zombocalypse I invented in my clever human disguise.
Good morning, y'all!
Yeah, I’ve always wondered about the tacit Hindu assumption that a form of human was the highest reward before Nirvana.
Just watch cats, they act and appear to feel superior.
Or so my cats keep telling me.
Thank you for second lol of the day! (Grandson #1 scored first with silly horse picture.) Howya doin’?
Yeah. It would have been.
My bank called me at 0606 hours.
Then hung up as soon as I answered.
Cats act that way because they have a complex.
Dogs are completely comfortable with who they are, which makes them free to act as if you were better than you are.
Yay!
That would be like getting a call from the White House Emergency Response Director and then being told, “Oh, wait, nevermind.”
Shirley you are up to the challenge.
Some dogs.
Had a dog that learned from the cats.
Well yes, up until those nuances become nuisances.
Then out come the mooses with nooses to fix the nuisances.
Morning Sg. Watch Darks today. Darks is making too much sense. With that I shall run for the exit. Darks, no offense intended. First thing I know you’ll be on me sharing secrets.
But I think I will take them in for a shine anyway.
the missing e on Darkshear is I ... eeeEEEE!
Fear not, I shall cease making sense after my second cup of coffee, it’s been a rough weekend.
And so, riding on his armored grnkth and armed with his bejeweled ranzgramth, he rode off into the molasses sunset to a jangly tune played on a splayed brojkarth.
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