Did you eat a Cthulhu minion?
Invent the grumbling rug?
Make the towels fly?
Start the zombie apocalypse?
Any number of nefarious things may be attributed to your being forced to be human.
You CAD!
Who knows.
But Sis-in-law made that sattement based off of how I walk.
She said I padded along like a cat.
Now as for why she was paying that much attention to my stride is another question.
But the Blgthrgths, grumbling rugs, and zombocalypse I invented in my clever human disguise.