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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^
| April 9 2013
| A Demented Mind
Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:


I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
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To: Anoreth; Tax-chick
"My roommates went to Boston for the weekend and left a note saying they bought pizza and threatening to throw it out when they get back if I dont eat it all." With friends like that, who needs cold cereal?
761
posted on
04/13/2013 5:46:31 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
To: NicknamedBob
They have not been firmly ensconced in the middle class their entire lives and don’t quite have the same respect for leftover pizza that I do.
In their absence I’ve decided to get very drunk.
762
posted on
04/13/2013 5:48:44 PM PDT
by
Anoreth
(It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
To: Anoreth
I have never found it useful to get
very drunk.
One can get moderately drunk twice for the same cost.
.
Drink like me, and you're set for life!
763
posted on
04/13/2013 6:16:59 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
To: fanfan
It's fun to see the pix. Puh-lease don't stop posting them!
764
posted on
04/13/2013 7:26:51 PM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
To: NicknamedBob
*Big smile* I really like this universe, but I think I like yours even more!
765
posted on
04/13/2013 7:31:20 PM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
To: no-to-illegals
Hope your day went very well, n2i!
766
posted on
04/13/2013 7:36:17 PM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
To: Tax-chick
767
posted on
04/13/2013 7:37:08 PM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
To: Tax-chick
Wonderful! Thanks for posting!
768
posted on
04/13/2013 7:37:56 PM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
To: Silentgypsy
Hope your day went very very well for you and yours, Sg. My day is never important. Everyone elses day is important, as you know.
769
posted on
04/13/2013 7:41:32 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: Silentgypsy
"I really like this universe, but I think I like yours even more!" Well, it's really more cake than I could ever eat, so why not share?
I mean, even when the taste of something so good that it fills up all of your goodness sensations with delight is occupying that whole side of enjoyment, you can see someone else get a face full of cake and suddenly have an even more fun time laughing at them.
Right?
So sharing is good. But, you teenagers just stay the heck off my lawn.
If I had a lawn.
You know what I mean. Stay off it!
770
posted on
04/13/2013 7:48:41 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
To: sionnsar; LibreOuMort; Darksheare; null and void; NicknamedBob; JoeProBono; NoCmpromiz; ...
The Movie Reviews
"Hitchcock" with Anthony Hopkins, Helen Mirren, Scarlett Johansson, Danny Huston,
Toni Collette, Michael Stuhlbarg, Michael Wincott, Jessica Biel, James D'Arcy, Ralph
Macchio, Kurtwood Smith, Richard Portnow
2012, Rated PG-13, 98 minutes
Hopkins did a wonderful job bringing Alfred Hitchcock back to life and showing the
difficulties he had getting "Psycho" on film, getting it an MPAA rating that wasn't "X,"
and getting Paramount execs to get it into theaters. On top of that, Hitch's wife, "Alma"
(Mirren) seems to be having an affair with a screen writer. But not everything is as it
seems. It is a great movie with excellent acting by all involved. We really liked it and
gave it ★★★★
"Life of Pi" with Suraj Sharma, Irrfan Khan, Ayush Tandon, Gautam Belur, Adil
Hussain, Tabu, Ayan Khan, Mohd Abbas Khaleeli, Vibish Sivakumar, Rafe Spall,
Gérard Depardieu (tiny bit part) Also, I believe that the first four actors listed were
playing different ages of Pi, the title character.
2012, Rated PG, 127 minutes
Pi is a clever and smart young Indian boy who cares for the animals in his father's zoo
in India. When he is a teenager, his parents decide to sell the animals and move to
Canada, where they intend to settle in with the money from the livestock. On the trip,
an enormous storm sinks the ship, and all aboard drown except Pi, a tiger, a hyena, an
orangutang, and a badly injured zebra, all of whom manage to get into a lifeboat and
commence a harrowing journey at sea. It was excellent, and Bryan is going to buy a
copy, so we gave it ★★★★★
To: TheOldLady
Not familiar with first one ... maybe worth the time with your recommendation. “Life of Pi” Loved it! Used the movie to teach my Grandson a life’s lesson. The problem is I forgot what the lesson was. I hope Grandson remembers though.
772
posted on
04/13/2013 8:07:55 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: no-to-illegals
The first one was very good too, but Bryan and I both liked Life of Pi better.
To: TheOldLady
AMAZING!
774
posted on
04/13/2013 9:49:26 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: NicknamedBob
775
posted on
04/13/2013 10:49:56 PM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
To: no-to-illegals
As a matter of fact, I had a lovely day. We went to dinner at a volunteer fire department fish fry held by the Mennonites in a nearby town. The food, as always, was delicious, but the desserts (homemade) knock one’s socks off every time. Instead of one big piece of something, I like to try little pieces of a few things. I had a beautiful fruit tart, a separate cherry tart, a chocolate-banana-caramel gooey dessert and a piece of chocolate-whipped cream-caramel pie. Couturier will be Omar the Tentmaker if I keep this up.
Sweet dreams!
776
posted on
04/13/2013 10:55:31 PM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
CatDar for Sunday April 14th 2013.
50% chance of 'Fog' today.
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 Have a Good Sunday folks! |
777
posted on
04/14/2013 1:01:10 AM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
To: Silentgypsy
778
posted on
04/14/2013 1:06:25 AM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
To: Silentgypsy; fanfan
‘Face’s great-granddaughter was born last night (while we were watching “Harry Potter and the Very Last Compound Subject Ever”). The date is the birthday of her older grandson, the baby’s uncle!
779
posted on
04/14/2013 5:18:43 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Just what this family needs: more smugness.)
To: moose07; NoCmpromiz; no-to-illegals; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Anoreth; ...
780
posted on
04/14/2013 5:22:57 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Just what this family needs: more smugness.)
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