What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[Tax-chick]

I hope your morning goes well!

[moose07]

we hate him.

But....Do you know him?
On a less philosophical note ...how are we?
I trust the Royal visit is going well.

[JoeProBono]

[Tax-chick]

The Royal Visit is going excellently. ‘Face stayed up too late watching “Harry Potter” movies with the girls.

I’m uploading pictures now, so everyone can see her new haircut and nails.

[Tax-chick]

'Face's fingernails

[Tax-chick]

'Face's haircut

Bill's haircut

[TheOldLady]

Yep! That's it. IT'S ALIVE!!! ALIVE!!!

[moose07]

Hi TOL,
Not spoken to you for weeks!
((((Hugs)))
Hows things in OH?
Have you noticed a change in the weather patterns over the last couple of days?
This morning was bright warm sun, now the 'Fog' has returned.

[no-to-illegals]

May your morning go well also, and Thank You.

[no-to-illegals]

Is all well?

[Tax-chick]

Sunny and 66 here. ‘Face is coloring a picture. I’ve been arranging music for church tomorrow. Soon we will have lunch.

Some people are doing yardwork, and Tom is still in bed.

[null and void]

I noticed it. Wondered how you did that, but didn’t have time to investigate. Or ask.

[moose07]

um...reasonable, thanks.
Et Vous?

[moose07]

‘title’ or ‘alt’

[null and void]

Like so?

<img height=450 title=posting src=http://i50.tinypic.com/24b0tpv.jpg>

To display:

[null and void]

And adding the quotation marks (usually optional in FR HTML) allows spaces in the comment:

<img height=450 title="This is a test" src=http://i50.tinypic.com/24b0tpv.jpg>

Like so:

[moose07]

That’s the one.
You taught me the rest of it! :)

[null and void]

The student becomes the Master.

My work is done.

[moose07]

Never!
The work of the ‘Nully’ is never ‘done’.

[no-to-illegals]

Very little, some but very little, nearly enough to converse at some levels but not fluent. Is peaceful here also for the moment.