Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Hi, sweetie! It’s been a roller-coaster as far as the temperature. One day it’s 70F, and the next day, it’s 33F.
But struggle as it may, Spring is here, and the trees are all covered with buds that will open when it’s a bit warmer and wetter.
Fog is a given in Ohio, but it is usually intermittently extant, and patchy.
This is also the second-most overcast state in the 48 contiguous, behind Washington State.
Buktu is a small, nondescript island in the little known chain of Tim Islands. The Tim Islands are unique in that they migrate from place to place on the globe in an as yet unexplainable process that seems somehow linked to the carbon emissions of an algore, the phases of the moon, the price of lutefisk in Mexico City, and the combined arrogance of Young Un and The One. It is sometimes referred to as Tim Buktu, not to be confused with Timbuktu, a town on the edge of the Sahara in Mali or the restaurant in Hanover, MD...
I have been to Timbuktu. Well one of them.
Well, let's see. You could always use the A.I. Port technology:
At the AIPORTNo otoliths colliding, no swinging or swaying, not stalactites or stalagmites, no Stalag 17 mates, no dizziness and no germs.
It's perfect.
65,000 plus
and neat too. Thanks Bob.
So far: Sarah has been admitted to the hospital as of this morning, 0830 PST, nothing has happened. Daddy is with the mommie to be and G-Ma is in the cheering section.
I will keep you up on the news as it filters in.
Number One grandson is 27 today. :o]
And with that, I’m off until some other time. We are watching all of the Harry Potter movies. :o])
Later!
You and I are of similar vintage, lady. If I can prevent grandchildren from overrunning the place, I don’t see why you can’t also.
Hey Face,
That sounds just like what Marshall’s Mom went through.
Happy Birthday to Connor!
Your Great Grandchild will probably make her entrance tomorrow. I won’t be near a computer, so Congrats in advance!
You and TC and the TC-ettes having fun? Did you get your nails done?
A Great Plan, n-t-i!
Smoochie smoochie back to you, Sg!
I feel like I’m bragging, or being vain, or something. I probably am. I know I post more kid pictures than anyone else, so I really need to stop. Otoh, he’s so darn cute, and I’m so darn proud.
I pledge to stop. But thanks for the Smooches!
Thanks for the reviews TOL. I just don’t watch many movies, so I don’t comment much.
I still don't understand. How can you be beyond 22? It ain't possible! Let me do the math. Yep, just as I suspected ... someone robbed sperm and egg and combined them 23 years ago. It says so right here in the official record. Now Face, you and I both know the official record never lies. Doing the math causes all things to be revealed.
What? Deprive us of photos of the next batch of FReepers? Please, no.
How about if it’s only by request in the future?
Thank You for the movie reviews. From your reviews I find interesting comments of what not to view and what to view. My better half and I like a good movie as much as the next person. There are problems, in this house, when it comes time for a movie though. I really do not want to share this bit of information but will do with someone I think is real. This is the real in our house. Pop the popcorn, grab a drink, turn the television to a video channel, pop in the movie and spend two hours trying to figure out how to make the movie player play the movie. There is Joy in the house when the movie begins to play that my better half and I do not mind Joy watching. But that is another problem and one best not dealt with at this time.
you the boss.
It’s not a paid position.
Am I still the boss?
My roommates went to Boston for the weekend and left a note saying they bought pizza and threatening to throw it out when they get back if I don’t eat it all.
you the boss of the pictures. I the boss of nothing ... I like it that way. That way I get told where to go, what to think and when to do what I’m not supposed to do.
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