Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
LOL!!
...and her step sisters (You can’t spoonerise that)...
Rindercella lived in a small wattage in the coods togehter with her mugly other and her two sad blisters.
Also, in this coreign funtry, there lived a pransome hince who was going to throw a bancy fall. Everybody in the coreign funtry was envited.
Especially the pich reople.
O hai. We’ve had our nails done. Now we are Relaxing. Epic Fail Lawn Service has mowed, sorta.
” I should design the tube system for the planet.”
Yes. It’s time!
‘Face’s nails are natural with white tips, and mine are coral.
Glorious! Kaplah!
(Is Klingon allowed?)
Au’e, veruul.
Romulans. < grumbles the word “Romulans” like Worf would >
Fortunately the Romulans and Remans went on a hike together and founded a new Empire on seven star clusters. They won’t be around to bother the Klingons or the Wipeoffs any longer.
Speaking of Trekworld, did you notice that Benedict Cumberbatch had a starring role in “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey?”
Credited, but no “role” other than a snarl.
But all three Hobbit movies were filmed at the same time. I don’t think Jackson would have bothered with a recognizable actor unless there’s going to be more in one of the later movies.
And if Cumberbatch is playing Gary Mitchell in the new Trek movie, it may suggest that he’s moving into a decidedly mystical direction.
Wow. THAT is upper echelon Fantasy/Sci-Fi Trivia. < shouts praises of “I’m not worthy, I’m not worthy” like Wayne and Garth >
I don’t even remember seeing the face of “The Necromancer” in “Unexpected Journey”. Admittedly I fell asleep halfway through only to wake up in time to see Bilbo find “the Ring”. Hehe.
(Sigh, it’s just not as captivating as The Lord of the Ring Trilogy)
A sort of shadowy figure snarled at Radagast the Brown and sent him packing on his rabbit-drawn sleigh at high speed.
Believe it or not ... nothing was lost except FR connect.
Strangest thign ever saw.
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