Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
OH YEAH?
I’LL PULL YOUR POST.... RIGHT HERE!!!
(this has nothing to do with anything- I just felt like joining this thread)
“Well blarg, another round of updates.”
A watched pot boils eventually.
:-)
LOL!
Welcome to the current UT!
How’s your garden?
You have a lovely family!
Thanks for the pics! Don’t waste your time looking at mine. There are no personal pics, and I haven’t updated it in 6 or 7 years. My bad.
A watched pot gets self conscious and defensive.
It then gets angry and litigates for invasion of privacy.
Unless it’s a pot of your coffee...then it goes on a killing spree leaving a trail of dead bodies in its wake.
But they reanimate after awhile.
Is that a bad thing?
Mebbe...
But then, this is the UT, so this sort of thing could be said to be our specialty here.
Then it gets stressed out, gives all it’s money to a lawyer, and gets boiled in the end.
Moose, I don’t have your address, but if I did, I’d send you some nice soaps.
I have sent soap all over the country here, and it always arrives. Most people really like it as well.
There really shouldn’t be any problem getting it to you.
You’re all welcome. I hope that you guys get it soon.
Well, *cough*, yes this is true.
The sad terrible horrible no good tale of Mr. Coffee [a tragedy in three acts.]
Oh! A Divorce! With kids! I can relate.
I am confused. I understand Dark’s coffee, but is there a soap thing going on here? Can I get some? Will it hurt?
The garden was doing okay when we left. Some tomatoes setting, also a big pumpkin vine flourishing in the front flowerbed. Sugar-snap peas are almost done. A few mixed lettuces holding on, especially a big one with thick purple veins.
I think it rained there yesterday. Nti, did you get rain?
Which is probably still more preferable then getting a boil ON your end...
Did not need that visual ...
I’m going to make coffee and then go to bed. I beat DP, Bill, Pat, and James at miniature golf.s
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