Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
They should have come here...no rain. Heat, but LOTS of A/C and a beach not to far from here.
We have gully washers, too, but we have real gullies to funnel them to the lake!
When you need Darksheare, you've run out of rational options.
” When you need Darksheare, you’ve run out of rational options. “
LOL.....poor darks : )
We always need Darksheare. He’s like the Forbidden jolt from coffee and aspirin, or chocolate with twice the caffeine.
We need his DarkFAX!
Sometimes reversing the order of the words can clarify the meaning:
"When you've run out of rational options, that's when you need Darksheare."
See? Darks is indispensible!
(She sez...)
Just like a marble in a Pez dispenser.
Some people went to the beach this afternoon. I held Kathleen while she took a nap. She was upset about getting covered with sand. It might be nicer tomorrow.
LOL!
Your vacations are always enoyed vicariously! Sand gets into the creases of all of us.
We have a train coming from the chemical plant a few miles away, and this is unusual.
I told you she's too young to let Piper play with her.
In the first place, she didn’t like the sand because I wouldn’t pick her up covered with sand. Then she didn’t like getting the sand washed off. DP is taking pictures of the ocean again.
Sand is a part of life, and we need to learn that early. I learned it in Alaska, trying to wade out into the Pacific Current that fed Auke Bay.
Since then, sand has become a “plaything.” *winking*
However, some kids just do NOT like the grit!
Not sure that would help.
Last I saw Darks he was trudging off to the Underground Asylum, er, Lab pulling a wagon of assorted electronica while mumbling something that sounded like 'resistance is futile. You will be assimilated', and blasting something from Rage Against The Machine at maximum volume...
Or maybe it was Welcome To The Machine, I'm not sure...
The entire state is not high enough above sea level to accommodate the needed depth for a gully...
And then there's New Orleans... ;-)
Which is why we have the High Desert, AKA, Nevada...
I did note that he had a pack of coffee filters in one hand, if that info is of any, umm, assurance.. ;-)
I knew there was an explanation for Harry Reid..
Harry Reid should be classified with the Low Life of Mafia fame. Do NOT make me send you links....
He is SUCH a $h!t! He will no doubt have to be corkscrewed into his grave, he is so crooked.
And wherever he is buried, I will be there to foul it...some dark night...and then brag in the morning...
(I am listening for Black Helicopters...)
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