What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[no-to-illegals]

Having just listen to the last song, I’m outta teh boat. I’m the old guy. Now since the teaching has been yours, I think you ought to watch out for the kids. The kids will be coming for you. (smile) ...

[no-to-illegals]

now wait just a cotten pickin thar... you slipped that one in.

[Darkchylde]

Would you mind more?

[no-to-illegals]

May I see your selection at #440 with one where angels know how to fly ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VUApoAcpSI ... now since am not a female, just want to remind all of us what is important. Our Angels.

[no-to-illegals]

Not at all ... I appreciate the lessons.

[Darkchylde]

But there is a very dangerous angel out there too.

Angel Of Light

[no-to-illegals]

Now you are speaking my youngest ones language and her mate. They make beautiful music together. I call them our CC Angels.

[no-to-illegals]

I really have been lucky with the Angels, our Father, and Jesus. I have been given Angels here on this Earth to be there and help me through this life. Darkchylde, you are a challenge. Without my own Angels would not survive you. Your lessons are timely. Reminds me of how insane humor is. I leave this evening to be not leaving till I know Face, T-c, and all are safe. I want to Thank You for helping to pass the time and if there is more to learn ... please take the lead FRiend. If any shots ring out it will not be from behind you. Of that I can assure you. So please, you have the point.

[Darkchylde]

Have you warned them about rose colored stained glass windows?

[no-to-illegals]

May be the same glasses I once wore. Let me check and I'll get back to you. Dang ... you put me on point. Sneak that one right in there, you did.

[Darkchylde]

I’m a lurker, sneaking is my specialty. ^_^

[Tax-chick]

‘Face now expected about 11:30. AT LAST the Delta website shows it “in flight”! Tom and I will leave in a little over 1/2 hour.

[Tax-chick]

Nooooooooo!

For one thing, if he drives the Purple Car, there wouldn’t be room for ‘Face in it. She’s too tall for the back seat.

[Darkchylde]

Just remember, there is always the might of the Grave Robber

[no-to-illegals]

my sword is yours ... you may swing it at me so should you choose. If death is all which is to be offered me; May I sacrifice that one life, I have, in having saved another life which shall be spared?

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks T-c. You’all are going to be exhausted. Face will be too from the trip. Gee ... that holdup guy was some kind of problem.

[Darkchylde]

Jesus is the grave robber who shall defeat the sting of death. He's always there for your rescue.

[no-to-illegals]

Sometimes FRiend ... I guess I get too carried away to seeking and then prayerfully finding peace for someone else. If have done not what was wished of me, then I have failed. Yes God is my refuge and Jesus welds my sword, for without their will there would have been no Angels in my life; and FRiend you would not believe the Angels God and Jesus have sent me. I cannot comprehend why God and Jesus sent those Angels. It sometimes makes no sense, but yet ... there those Angels are and there they come to me and it is as real as anything have ever witnessed. It makes my heart humble and also makes me ask questions. What do I do next Lord? What plan should I seek Your guidance for next Lord? Will You Lord give me the answers You have given me in my past? Is anything I have done deemed me worthy? I always get back an answer of NO, and I have grown old enough to know why. Life is good with the freewill granted by our Lord. It makes each of us whom we are. Freewill gives each of us the right to make a mistake and Freewill gives each of us the right to right and correct a mistake if we should recognize that mistake is a mistake and with God's help can remedy. Life is God! I fail though. It is the fate of man. I accept that failure.

[NoCmpromiz]

Now I'm showing my age...

This flashback to old Mylon Lefevre stuff brings to mind a memory (one of myriads) from one of our years at Creation.

It being an outdoor event, weather is a biggie. This particular year (mid 80's is as close as I can get) the skies had been ominous all day. This was before cell phones with weather apps and we were out in the middle of nowhere, er, PA. Weather forecast was for severe T-storms, but no rain had fallen all day, just the ugly clouds. Evening was approaching and we were all down at the main stage area for the Mylon Lefevre concert.

If you have ever attended, you know how the sun starts hiding behind the western hills and sort of shines into your eyes as you look at the main stage until hidden by the mountain.. (but as I said, no sun had appeared all day..) The announcer intro'd Mylon and band, they took stage, and launched into a song. Song starts with a drum rhythm and about 10 seconds into the start, the guitars hit those power chords... and the clouds parted and the sun came through and hit us in the eyes...

The song? Crack The Sky...

[Darkchylde]

Is anything I have done deemed me worthy? I always get back an answer of NO

Dear silly man! You can't earn grace.

Romans 3:23

for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God,

Romans 10:9

If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

Ephesians 2:8-9

For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast.

That's the long & short of it.