What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[Monkey Face]

What did you sssssssay?

[Silentgypsy]

*smooch*!

[Silentgypsy]

I’m thinking that we’re sitting on a gold mine. If TEOTWAWKI occurs, people will need warm garments and blankets. I can harvest the fur from the kitties, Piper can donate fur, and ‘Face’s sis can spin the yarn that ‘Face can use to create work product.

[Silentgypsy]

Darks and NoC, I need a wildlife consultation. On the way back from hospital trip today, a chubby, furry, round-eared. low-to-the-ground, slooooow critter wandered out onto a road. It had a large and fuzzy tail. It looked like it might weigh about 10 pounds, sort of like a ferret in desperate need of a Stairmaster. It didn’t look like a beaver or a raccoon or a skunk. Do you have any theories?

[Monkey Face]

I had to think about that post for a moment...it ROCKS!

Good idea!

[Monkey Face]

Ground hog. A large rodent: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groundhog

Is this it?

[Tax-chick]

Sounds good. Also, we can eat kudzu.

[NicknamedBob]

"If TEOTWAWKI occurs, people will need warm garments and blankets."

You know I have a poem for that.

I should not trust to have the end of the world arrive, and I not be prepared.

[ThomasThomas]

I thought Teotwawki was one of the birds in the tikiroom.

[NoCmpromiz]

a chubby, furry, round-eared. low-to-the-ground, slooooow critter wandered out onto a road. It had a large and fuzzy tail.

I note that Face has already opined that it was a woodchuck. From your description and sans a visual, I tend to agree.

Woodchucks/ground hogs (like Punxsutawney Phil) are Marmot varmits...

[TheOldLady]

The Movie Reviews

"Trauma" with Colin Firth, Mena Suvari, Naomie Harris, Sean Harris, Kenneth Cranham, Alison David, Martin
Hancock, Tommy Flanagan, Brenda Fricker

2004, Rated R for language and violence, 94 minutes

In an anti-type role for Colin Firth, "Ben" has an emotional breakdown after his wife dies in a car accident
when he was driving. Her estranged family bars Ben from the funeral, but they send him a video of the service.
He returns to his old counselor from when his parents died when he was 6 years old, but even the sage elderly
gentleman does not seem to be able to get Ben past his psychosis. Ben's life spirals out of control, and we find
that most of what he thinks is happening is paranoid delusion. Then things get worse. It was amazingly boring
for the rather exciting story it was telling.   ★★★


"Ultimate Heist" with Jean Reno, Gaspard Ulliel, Vahina Giocante, Sami Bouajila, Isaac Sharry, Alberto
Gimignani, Eric Challier, Julian Negulesco, Franco Trevisi

2009, Rated R for brief violence and sexuality, 95 minutes, Instant Play

Milo (Reno) is the head of a crime syndicate in France. His headstrong son, Anton (Ulliel) wants to get out
from under, and attempts to hide his non-mob girlfriend (Giocante) and their romantic B&B that he wants to
renovate, move into, and run. However, his deal maker spills the beans to Milo, who orders Giocante killed.
Anton saves her, and he also gives his father a better plan for his "ultimate heist." And Milo gets what he wants,
but loses what he had. It was also slow paced for the story, and the dubbing was very distracting every time
Jean Reno spoke because I know he speaks very good English, but the noise that came out of his mouth was
not his voice.   ★★★

[JoeProBono]

So why 3 stars?
You’re just too damn generous my dear;-{)

[TheOldLady]

I don’t know. I’ve never had a dog. :(

[TheOldLady]

No, thank you. I’d prefer to get a dog, but we can’t until we can afford to fence in our enormous yard. Maybe next spring.

[Tax-chick]

[Tax-chick]

This is your last Morning Kitteh until I come back from my vacation. The list is at the top of my profile page, so please help yourselves!

[JoeProBono]

[Tax-chick]

We’re not taking Jake with us.

[TheOldLady]

They didn’t totally tank. If we don’t walk out of them (shut them off and move on), they get a three.

There really are very few movies that we utterly hate (one star), and just a very few more that stink
on ice (two stars).

I like Chinese martial arts movies, epics like The Warlords, mysteries, and fantasies. Also, I really
love the stinkeroos, the ones that are so bad they’re good. Zombie Strippers comes to mind. It’s a
disgusting, bloody, gross mess, but we couldn’t help laughing at the over-the-top camp. Shawn of
the Dead, Fido, Suck (Alice Cooper - swoon!), Return of the Living Dead (some of the best
gallows humor I’ve ever heard), many others...

Bryan and I have watched at least 4 movies a week since we started dating.

[Tax-chick]

Good morning. I’m going to take a dozen vitamin pills, and then wander up the street to my friend Debbie’s house to see the homeschooling curriculum she’s clearing out.