Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
It was actually a small stroke that caused the fall, and I suspect the stroke was due to her drinking. Still, I am hopeful that she will recover soon.
Her youngest son has races to concentrate on. He is due to go back to MA in September to be at his youngest daughter’s wedding, and his mother’s birthday is the next week, so I’m hoping she does what she is supposed to do so that he can have an enjoyable visit.
It IS cute! In a creepy sorta way! LOL!
Bet you can think of much more horrible things than wipers on the other side of glass can you not?
Yes, I can imagine a large Rotweiler or Pit Bull..... or perhaps a tornado.
Dog brushing is very relaxing.
LOL!
If Anoreth goes to sea and leaves us Piper, maybe I’ll get into dog-fur crafts. It’s nice, warm white fur! I had a whole Walmart plastic bag of it after only a short time, but I had Patrick take it out in the woods and scatter it for nesting materials.
Thank you very much for the pink slug, NoC! Congrats re: successful dealing with ivy and dems, too!
Good afternoon, y’all! Wow, it was difficult to log in this morning. Our 84 yo combat vet neighbor was hospitalized after he passed out yesterday, so we visited this morning. Fortunately, he didn’t fracture anything.
Bet you can think of much more horrible things than wipers vipers on the other side of glass can you not?
There. I fixed it.
I know. We had a red Siberian and I loved brushing him. He loved it, too!
He was a Show Dog, a 25 Point AKC Champion, but he was as dumb as a brick, and didn’t even know what a ball was. He learned, though. He also learned how to sing (shyly) for his dog bone.
He was awesome!
We haven’t mentioned anything about Mr. Quackers being missing because of neighbor’s being in hospital. He can’t enjoy the pond any more because he’s losing his vision (macular degeneration) and it’s rather a distance from his house.
Congratulations to your youngest and to the lovely parents, too! Have a wonderful day!
Sorry to hear about your neighbor. I hope he’s better soon.
We’re slowly getting packed for the trip. It’s hard to find 3 clean sets of clothes for teh byos, because they usually just throw dirty clothes on the floor instead of putting them in the basket.
“Do we eat these?”
Cat: “Hey, a string!”
Oh! If I’d gleaned that much fur off my kitties and someone put it out for nesting materials, that someone would be treated to a very polite recitation of why they should never do that again without asking. Please. [smiles]
Yeah, I used to have a nasty temper, but I have mellowed in my dotage.
Is dog fur bad for birds? Anoreth said that’s what she did with Piper-fuzz in New Jersey.
And would you like a package of dog fur, if I should brush her again?
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