Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Good night and sweet dreams, y’all!
OK, we don't have fluorescent pink slugs here, but in the process of watering (with generic roundup) some obnoxious leaves-of-three ivy I discovered growing out back by the old chicken coop (so that it would turn a pleasing brown color and become one with the universe), I managed to attract at least two democrats, er, blood suckers. Found one crawling up my neck and the other was walking on my arm after I came in for the night.
I blessed both of them with a lifetime membership in our exclusive in-ground-pool swimming club. Their entrance to the pool was accompanied by the playing of the pool jingle, which to the uninitiated sounds reminiscent of flushing waters...
Now I'm wondering if a lifetime membership in the pool club was an illegal campaign contribution. Waiting for the black helicopters..
Ew. Like, everyone needs to start the day with a bright pink slug, especially if they’re dieting.
There’s a difference, or two, between slugs and leeches.
Among other things, the life-style of the leech is to be more subtle in its appearance. Whereas for the slug, the bright, unappetizing color is a warning that a bad taste substitutes for a protective shell.
That said, y’all can have my share of both.
I iz here, but I iz not going to iz here much o de day. My youngest iz graduating from Community College and I iz going to iz dere for a heap o de middle o de day.
We iz so proud we bought her shoes. She may even wear dem.
Which is pretty much the same thing I say about politicians.
In fact, I have it on good authority that the etemology of "politics" is:
Poly - meaning many
Ticks - meaning small, blood-sucking parasites.
Congratulations! We’re getting ready to leave for the beach (tomorrow noonish), so everything is in turmoil. My pet-sitter was just here getting the instructions for mammals and reptiles.
Aw, who threw away a perfectly good litter of cats?
I’ll take them all!
I’m not even sure how many that is!
That’s a while pile of kittehs!!!
Luvs me sum. ;o]
while => WHOLE!!!
I’ve been brushing Piper. I could make a blanket from the fluff!
I have a very talented sister who has a spinning wheel, and back in the day, she spun her own yarn from the fibers she got from her border collie. And she died the wool with Kool-Aid!
Somewhere, I still have a hat I crocheted from yarn she sent me...grape Kool-Aid is a warm shade a gray...
LOL!
That is creepy!
(wipers and kitten video) What a horrible thing to do to a kitten!
Oh sorry. I thought it was cute. Someone kept the groomed fur and constructed essentially a stuffed kitty like its live model and fur contributor.
Re: Dowager’s fall
Sometimes the hip fracture precedes the fall. Only prior health records such as a history of osteopenia or osteoporosis can say for sure which came first the fracture or the fall.
May the Lord have mercy on her.
Snapping turtles LOVE ducks! I know this from childhood. Back in the late 1950s my father was hired to hunt snapping turtles and remove them from the pond at the Silver Spring Road Country Club outside the town of Ridgefield, Connecticut. The snappers were feasting on ducklings and adults, mostly wood duck and mallards, but they took the occasional canada gosling as well. The snappers regularly roamed the gold course as well. Some were quite large and very territorial.
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