Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Is that by the Walmart? Since it’s mostly overcast when I’m there, I have a hard time getting my bearings.
The SA store is a little bit farther than Savers, but I haven’t been in it yet. It’s in a newer section of “Green Valley” so I don’t have much occasion to go there. The shops are usually far too exclusive for my wallet.
To the Walmart and turn left, toward Monroe, instead of right toward Charlotte.
Anoreth and Piper are here. The catz are upset.
YAY! For Anoreth and Piper!
Catz are territorial. Silly things.
*shrug* It is easier to cut when it's all standing on end...
I’m sure they’ll get things sorted out and all be shedding in the living room together by the time we get home from the beach. We’ll put the cats’ food in the sunroom behind the gate, and Piper can have hers in the kitchen. Jake will help it, but not very much.
I wanted a spiky ‘do, anyway.
When are you leaving for the beach, and when are you returning? Will we have to substitute our own catz on the days you are gone?
We are leaving on Saturday, noonish, and we’ll be back the following Saturday, noonish. You will have to do your own catz: I’ll be able to post from the Beeber, if all goes well, but its capacities are limited.
I’ll put my cat-ping list on my profile so anyone can copy it.
Thanks! Text me when you get there!
You’ll all be in my prayers!
Thanks. I find these events stressful, but it’s nice seeing Anoreth, anyway, and I do have a good haircut.
:o]
I think the stress level will diminish as the number of people in your household does. It goes like that. It’s a vacation for everyone but you!
We’ve been talking about how I’d like to have a vacation from, if not all the housework, at least stuff like having to search the house for everyone’s dirty laundry and police their bathrooms. No improvement has occurred at home, though.
Once we get there and decide who’s sleeping where, we’ll make a schedule for household maintenance, and if it doesn’t get done, people will find themselves sitting indoors with me reading the collected lectures of Pope Benedict, instead of on the beach.
Just keep in mind that any snapper that chomps on your resident waterfowl deserves to grace your table in a beautiful tureen.. (but a big kettle will do, those French are such snobs..)
And don't forget to float the sherry on top..
Wellden! I think that’s a wonderful idea. I can see you getting hoarse from reading aloud so much. ;o]
I’m sure the kids will find chores to be easier and a lot more fun when the beach is dangled in front of them.
I have to go lie down. My back is killing me again. ~~ No wonder: the bottom is dropping out of the barometer...
Later.
Good luck! Spare a thought for Jake ... he went outside and saw Piper. Being male, instead of just rolling over on the cement and then coming inside to nag me for food again, he fluffed himself up and called Piper a rude name. She chased him out of the yard.
I’m sure he’ll be back after a while. He’s hungry.
My only virtue is being able to keep a secret. Rest easy, friend/FRiend....
Anoreth and Piper are there! Yayyyyy!!!!
Godspeed to you and to your family!
I’ve always been fond of Harvey’s Bristol Cream. However, since having relocated to the Bible belt, it is is no longer within my budgetary constraints. Mr. Sg has been substituting canned pineapple juice for orange juice and grape juice for Marsala. His cooking is total dynamite (in a good way!).
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