Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Prayers Up!
Second update: After the tests have come back, it seems the Dowager had a mild stroke, which is what caused her to fall; I suspect the drinking caused the stroke, but I also suspect she isn’t going to quit. Not at her age, anyway. I mean, how much fun can you have when you are almost 86 and have COPD?
Thanks! She needs them!
Getting Stuck Like Glue ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=FUCjLLpAFLI
Let’s Go Fishing ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IheODRwalEw
There's still irritating whippersnappers...
$90.00 for 5 lbs. of turtle meat? We're sitting on a gold mine here. Unfortunately, I can't get past severe reluctance to kill anything that isn't trying to kill me. I'll never become independently wealthy at this rate....
Good morning!
How about a FOX.
Three 4’s. Are 1’s Wild?
When I followed Mr. Sg cross country, he drove in a wiggly fashion from time to time. Later found out that Attila the Magnificent was blocking his view of the road, opening the power windows, activating turn signals, etc. DUI? Nope. Cat? Yes.
I couldn’t catch the fox. It took one look at me and ran like a bat outta
That’s the closest I’ll ever get haha except that today, I’ve decided to violate dot rules Of course, you have to know the rules before you violate them Off to meditate re: dot rules while doing mindless tasks Have a great day and SYL!
Look into my eyes ... A Secret ... Two can keep a Secret.
and we remember Vince Foster.
Firing Up the Motorcycle. East Bound and Down
Like her son and resident dope head. He was prpbably so high he laughed when his mum fell, then helped her into bed.
Dang. That sounds so uncharitible, and I should be ashamed, but he’s a freeloader, almost 65 and has been mooching off his mum most of his life. I got no sympathy for him, and I feel bad that he is his mum’s caretaker.
I won’t nag the Dowager about her drinking if she doesn’t nag me about mine!
Elen drove us to Jamie’s for haircuts. On the Interstate. Our hair is much better now.
I’m not going to nag anyone about drinking! I like the ol’ self-administered anesthetic, myself, and since I have no social life, it’s a lot of fun. I mean, things are so much funnier when one has a few glasses of an Adult Beverage! LOL!
On the Interstate? I’m surprised you have hair left for Jamie to cut! Did you ever make it to the SA?
The drive wasn’t that bad - quiet time of day on 485. I didn’t go to the S.A. Maybe after vacation. I didn’t really need anything, just felt like looking! They’re building a Goodwill store not far from us to the east.
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