Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
You’ll recall I didn’t believe your Grandad had Alzheimers because your Dad showed the same type of mental processing ...
Santana went for a swim in the garden while we were grilling. He’s covered in dirt now, and grinning all over his reptilian face.
Cloudy again here. I’m going to make chicken. It was 2 dollars a pound at the exchange yesterday so I bought quite alot of it.
Must be careful making assumptions about CAT units... It has been proven that CAT units have a secret function known as Prophetic Telephany Transporter.. They know when you are going to look at the window, and transport themselves there nanoseconds before you glance in the direction of the window. Thus, to you is appears that the CAT unit is always in the window.
This undocumented trait also is used to absolve the CAT unit of any mischief, because everyone will say "I just saw the cat in the upstairs window. She couldn't have done it. Must'ave been the DOG"...
I had to add my own dimensions.
Some CAT units might be up to that, but I don’t think Debbie’s cat is. Jake, on the other hand ...
We had an outstanding sunny day. We made grilled chicken thighs (bone in) for Frank’s birthday, because Walmart was out of drumsticks, and there were bacon-wrapped beef filets for the non-chicken eaters.
I’ve made a curry. It’s edible, probably because the sauce came from a jar.
It’s very filling so there will be leftovers of it until
Wednesday night most likely.
I like meals like that.
You’re right, Ted Cruz no es guapo. He reminds me of young Pat Buchanan. Only nerdier.
UNNNNGH
It’s been a rough day.
I’ve decided I’m only going to marry a handsome rich man and have many cars.
Or I’ll just stay in the military forever if one doesn’t become available.
If you control your other expenses, you can stay in the military and have many cars.
Sorry to hear that.
Thanks.
Seems cat convert needs to be looked at.
I think it’s helpful to have a cat when things aren’t going well.
Tristan the hat, the terrible wearable cat...
Oh, nice! I’ve been swimming recently, because I can’t run, and Shannon attacks my hair when I get home from the pool.
” because I can’t run, and Shannon attacks my hair when I get home from the pool.”
Ah, she waits until you’re immobile and vulnerable.
Cats, advancing their attempts to conquer humanity.
Gotta head out, tomorrow is going to be messed up even worse.
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