Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
LOL! Don’t over-think it. Just go with it!
Very plush.
Good morning!
Oh, that is so rich!
What about all that radiation?
I had to look up what “Building Society” means....
I’d rather be paid in milk chocolate chips....
I was a Downwinder as a kid. The Test Site is northwest of here by about 100 miles, and the prevailing winds are from the southwest. I’ll still take the sand storms and earthquakes. :o]
Have a safe trip to Oxford. Maybe some prophylactic beetroot juice before you leave?
Tax-chick ~ 2 x 2 = 4.
Wrong answer.
It's:
2 + 2 = 4.
We had a tornado watch last night. The lightning was impressive. I used to think that desert lightning was the greatest show on earth, but last night’s lit the whole house like daylight, but creepy.
Thank you! It’s also fun to watch fuzzballs with dewlaps in a good breeze.
Oh, right!
We had thunderstorms in the afternoon.
*sigh* I hope you’re planning to escape Gotham sometime.
Ninja has been bouncing around in the guest bathtub yelling "Ow! Ow! Ow!" Then he hid in the bottom section of the kitty condo until the opportunity to scare the daylights out of his brother presented itself.
I'm going to try a new stratagem today. Do chores early and have whatever's left of the day to have fun.
Have a great day, y'all!
I am still a downwinder. Sort of like Poombah in “The Lion King.”
BTW: If the wind blows in the opposite direction, does it become unwind?
I keep talking about it, but Mrs. ArGee keeps telling me that the kids still need ups. For crying out loud, the youngest is 24. When I was 24 I had a son.
I think they’d survive. I think Mrs. ArGee just needs to be needed (valid) and needs to find someone else to need her (besides just me, that is).
Ah. So being a Downwinder is why I have gigantic cantaloupes? I’ll tell my mother. I’m sure she wondered all her life about that...
;oþ
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