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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: ArGee

LOL! Don’t over-think it. Just go with it!


3,861 posted on 05/22/2013 6:22:39 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted, I wish I had a puppy.)
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To: ArGee

Very plush.


3,862 posted on 05/22/2013 6:56:14 AM PDT by Tax-chick (The Commie Plot Theory of Everything. Give it a try - you'll be surprised how often it makes sense.)
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To: Tax-chick; All
Every car should have one.

Good morning!

3,863 posted on 05/22/2013 6:58:12 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Oh, that is so rich!


3,864 posted on 05/22/2013 6:59:48 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: Monkey Face
I will be happy to stay in the Desert Southwest and take my chances with random sandstorms and occasional earthquakes.

What about all that radiation?

3,865 posted on 05/22/2013 7:00:27 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: moose07

I had to look up what “Building Society” means....


3,866 posted on 05/22/2013 7:01:43 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: moose07

I’d rather be paid in milk chocolate chips....


3,867 posted on 05/22/2013 7:02:39 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: null and void

I was a Downwinder as a kid. The Test Site is northwest of here by about 100 miles, and the prevailing winds are from the southwest. I’ll still take the sand storms and earthquakes. :o]


3,868 posted on 05/22/2013 7:03:14 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted, I wish I had a puppy.)
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To: moose07

Have a safe trip to Oxford. Maybe some prophylactic beetroot juice before you leave?


3,869 posted on 05/22/2013 7:03:35 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: Tax-chick; ArGee; Silentgypsy
ArGee ~ If you double-post a “Seconded” does that mean you’ve “Thirded?

Tax-chick ~ 2 x 2 = 4.

Wrong answer.

It's:

2 + 2 = 4.

3,870 posted on 05/22/2013 7:04:59 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: moose07

We had a tornado watch last night. The lightning was impressive. I used to think that desert lightning was the greatest show on earth, but last night’s lit the whole house like daylight, but creepy.


3,871 posted on 05/22/2013 7:06:08 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: JoeProBono

Thank you! It’s also fun to watch fuzzballs with dewlaps in a good breeze.


3,872 posted on 05/22/2013 7:08:14 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: null and void

Oh, right!


3,873 posted on 05/22/2013 7:10:26 AM PDT by Tax-chick (The Commie Plot Theory of Everything. Give it a try - you'll be surprised how often it makes sense.)
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To: Silentgypsy

We had thunderstorms in the afternoon.


3,874 posted on 05/22/2013 7:10:47 AM PDT by Tax-chick (The Commie Plot Theory of Everything. Give it a try - you'll be surprised how often it makes sense.)
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To: ArGee

*sigh* I hope you’re planning to escape Gotham sometime.


3,875 posted on 05/22/2013 7:11:42 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: null and void; All
Look on the bright side. The radiation gives you gigantic cantaloupes.

Ninja has been bouncing around in the guest bathtub yelling "Ow! Ow! Ow!" Then he hid in the bottom section of the kitty condo until the opportunity to scare the daylights out of his brother presented itself.

I'm going to try a new stratagem today. Do chores early and have whatever's left of the day to have fun.

Have a great day, y'all!

3,876 posted on 05/22/2013 7:17:19 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: Monkey Face

I am still a downwinder. Sort of like Poombah in “The Lion King.”


3,877 posted on 05/22/2013 7:30:18 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Monkey Face

BTW: If the wind blows in the opposite direction, does it become unwind?


3,878 posted on 05/22/2013 7:30:44 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Silentgypsy

I keep talking about it, but Mrs. ArGee keeps telling me that the kids still need ups. For crying out loud, the youngest is 24. When I was 24 I had a son.

I think they’d survive. I think Mrs. ArGee just needs to be needed (valid) and needs to find someone else to need her (besides just me, that is).


3,879 posted on 05/22/2013 7:32:30 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Ah. So being a Downwinder is why I have gigantic cantaloupes? I’ll tell my mother. I’m sure she wondered all her life about that...

;oþ


3,880 posted on 05/22/2013 8:35:49 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted, I wish I had a puppy.)
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