Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
No that’s why he’d have to make up his mind by the time I drive back up here on the eighth.
I doubt he’s going to mention it to me, so let me know what he tells you. I’m in favor! He’d also have to get the Epiphone back from Andrew #2 before he leaves, so Elen can play it.
If he has any sense he’ll take the offer, but we’ll see. Maybe a summer by himself (relatively speaking) will encourage him to move on with his life.
I’ll pay for a free haircut before he goes.
I hope it all works out for you.
One way or the other, it will! Thanks!
You have a Peanut Butter account?
Doesn't everyone?
I use a spreadsheet to keep track of mine.
‘Peanut butter account’
Oh yes ,better than any Bank or Building society.
Plus your boss loves it, he can pay you in Peanuts.
Morning TC,
Always wondered what the official use was of that compartment.
Must go into Oxford today...
Have taken my anticommiesideeffects pills.
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Cat weather report is “Mow the lawn, we got our paws wet!”
Have a nice day in Oxford. I have to go to Walmart. The Offspring have eaten everything but the catz again.
LOL!
Here in Gotham people are arguing to give non-citizens the right to vote. If they have the right to pay taxes, they should have the right to vote, we're told.
WHAT IF THEY VOTE TO MAKE NEW YORK A STATE OF MEXICO? DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO THINK ANY MORE?
</Rant - carry on>
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 But if people peel away your layers, they'll find you're quite sweet on the inside - with a strong inner core. You have a strong moral fiber. You aren't easily swayed by popular opinion. You have your own ideas about what is right. You are independent and self-reliant. You are honest with others and never ask too much of them. It takes you a bit longer to make friends than most people, but the friends you have are for life. You are quick to act and brave in your decisions. You go with your intuition, and it has rarely led you astray. |
Why would people think I’m a fruit? I’ve been married to a member of the opposite sex for over 30 years. I have 3 children. Who is starting these nasty rumors.
Oh, wait, it’s bad of me to think it would be bad of you to think I’m a fruit.
I think.
Political correctness makes my head ache.
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