Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Simply by being a decent person, you’re kicking Whorehouse Harry Reid in the teeth.
In a few minutes, I’m heading to the nearest thrift store and see if I can find some shoes suitable for the Mother of the Bride renewing her vows. The big event is Saturday night, and I’m just NOT looking forward to it, but she has asked me, and that says a lot.
I will not disappoint her.
I will also see if they have something like a decent, sparkly belt...I already have the earrings, but no necklace. Ohwell...I don’t want to outshine the bride...
;o]
Good luck! It can be hard finding shoes in the correct size. I just discovered I don’t have a copy of Pat’s immunization record. I must have made up all the dates on previous BSA health forms ;-). I’ll make them give me a copy when he goes to the doctor on Thursday. Elen is going today.
And I keep sending him emails to the effect of “Honor your Priesthood!” relying on his LDS *kof-kof* up-bringing. He uses his religion as a cover and I think that is so despicable. He has been in bed with the local mafia, back in the day, and I’m sure he still has contacts that do his dirty work.
Every time I email him, I expect black helicopters in Silent Mode to hover over the house.
When it comes to shoe sizes, it would seem I’m fortunate. Most popular sizes are 9 and above or 7-1/2 and below.
Maybe I should be thankful that my hands and feet are so small because of being so cold in my childhood winters...no boots, no mittens. In the Rocky Mountains, no less.
Welp, I’m off.
I’ll let you know what I find.
It worked for the Kennedys, Biden, Pelosi, etc.
Politicians apparently don’t need no stinkin’ religion.
Consider, also, those Catholics who support abortion.
And look at how fast Obama dumped his Pastor when it was convenient.
How different from the day when George Washington, after his Inaguration, went into the Church and prayed.
I spoke too soon. I found the Perfect Pair of slip-on heels that would have made my chosen outfit awesome. They were half a size too small...:o[
So I had to rethink my entire plan. I found a yellow dress, a brown suede purse that will go with my brown suede heels and a brown bead belt. I laid it on the bed, and found a pair of brown earrings in my jewelry case.
My daughters chosen colors are white, black and yellow...white dress with black cummerbund, step-daughter in a black dress, and daffodils for the flowers. So I’m going to be a giant daffodil!
And all for $12.11 ~~ the last of my birthday money! Ohyes...I also found a mega-wallet (as seen on TV) and luckily for me, today was Senior Discount Day, and I was asked politely if I qualified...:o])
Good for you.
Personally, I think seniors are worth full price. It’s youth that should be discounted.
LOL!
Excellent news! Maybe next time you’ll find shoes for the other outfit.
I hope the event is worth $12.11 ... at least for some food, right? We’re playing for a wedding on Saturday; I need to arrest my accompanists and make them practice!
The ceremony will be at Red Rock Canyon, but beyond that, I know nothing. I’ve already told Lablady that I can’t see to drive after dark, so unless they include me in the entouage, I can’t go.
I will have to spend the night with them, as I won’t be able to drive home, so when she calls this week, she has to understand that I have restrictions, until my cararact surgery is complete.
If she isn’t willing to make adjustments, then I’ll just wear the new outfit to church on Sunday! LOL!
I can live with tulips! They are as spring-like as daffodils, so they work!
Thanks!
*hug*
OK. I’ve been holding this in for as long as I can. I’m looking at the forum in Firefox, and when I have enough tabs open the title of this thread reads, “What happened when the Mods pulled.”
Does it say something awful about me that the sentence completes in my head with, “my finger?”
Maybe it’s cubed. The Bible has cubits so that must be OK.
What I’ve done now is given Bill the opportunity, if he’ll take it, to come up here with me for a couple weeks when I come down and look for a summer job on the boardwalk or something. Or at Wawa, or any of the other hundred summer businesses that are hiring right now.
We’ll see if he wants to break the ties that bind for that long. I don’t know why he wouldn’t want to come live at the shore for the summer but who knows.
If he manages to find a job within 2 1/2 weeks at most he can stay and pay part of the rent or some bills or something and if not I can bring him back.
I’d be fine with it, but he can’t take the purple car.
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