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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: pax_et_bonum; Jim Robinson

*blush* I just do what comes naturally and easy for me, and that is giving what I have to those around me. FR makes it easy.

Thank you again for remembering my birthday!

(Receiving, however, is another story! I am NOT graceful in that! LOL!)


3,421 posted on 05/15/2013 8:11:49 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: null and void; Darksheare; moose07
I liked it.

Which 'it'? The Celldweller stuff that Darks posted at 3266 or my disgrontification of it for Moose so that he could attempt to comprehend what he was hearing?

I thought I did a rather concise compilation of the process undertaken to create electronic noise, er, music... ;-)

3,422 posted on 05/15/2013 8:18:45 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Both actually. I went back and listened to it a second time because of your disgronification.


3,423 posted on 05/15/2013 8:21:51 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: null and void; NoCmpromiz; moose07; Darksheare; All

“disgronification?”

Wiki has no definition. Wassupwithat?


3,424 posted on 05/15/2013 8:27:50 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: Monkey Face

Heck, no!

Just accept with a smile!

:-)


3,425 posted on 05/15/2013 8:31:32 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (God Bless America)
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To: Monkey Face; null and void; NoCmpromiz; Darksheare

Disgronificator,

A contrived term that is intended to sound technical when attempting to explain why something doesn’t work.


3,426 posted on 05/15/2013 8:35:24 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: pax_et_bonum

Thanks! Smiles are a dime a dozen today, because it is such an awesome day!

Thanks in part to you!


3,427 posted on 05/15/2013 8:40:02 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: moose07; Monkey Face; NoCmpromiz; Darksheare

More like explaining the explaining of why something is inexplicable.

Particularly when splicing the inexplicable uncovers the unconscionable...


3,428 posted on 05/15/2013 8:40:27 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Tried to listen to more of their accomplishments, but...
‘The National Union of Auditory Canals’ threatened a walk out.


3,429 posted on 05/15/2013 8:41:19 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: moose07

Whoa! Too bad Igor didn’t live long enough to coin that word. On the other hand, no one would have heard the end of it! LOL!

Thanks, Moosie!

And since you were the first to wish me a happy day, thank YOU!!!


3,430 posted on 05/15/2013 8:42:06 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: null and void; moose07

*shudder*

For a minute there, you sound eerily like the Late Igor...

*shudder*

(Sorry...)


3,431 posted on 05/15/2013 8:43:38 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: null and void

Um ,yep, good simple way of explaining the phenomenon.
Known as ‘Bovine grass nutritional supplement’.
But usually amusing.


3,432 posted on 05/15/2013 8:46:30 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: Monkey Face

You’re welcome ‘Face.
But I did have a date advantage. :)


3,433 posted on 05/15/2013 8:48:57 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: null and void
Now THAT"S good....

splicing the inexplicable uncovers the unconscionable... I'll have to use that somewhere when a simple 'I don't know' won't do.. ;-)

3,434 posted on 05/15/2013 8:51:43 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: null and void
I went back and listened to it a second time because of your disgronification.

I'm sure that it was much easier to interpret once you understood the hidden meaning.. ;-)

3,435 posted on 05/15/2013 8:53:27 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Monkey Face

It, like the late Igor, is a bit metaphysical...


3,436 posted on 05/15/2013 8:55:28 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: moose07

Yes, Moosie, you DID! And God bless you for that! You were the first, and it was an awesome thing to wake up to! Thank you so much!

:o])

When I get rich (and/or, find a Sugar Daddy who can take me to GB for lunch with you and your Moosie Family) I will make it a point to meet up with you. But I reserve the right to seek churchyards and other places where my ancestors may be found.

It may take me a year or two to “have lunch” there! LOL!


3,437 posted on 05/15/2013 8:56:28 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

It still lacked the bodies of Vogon poetry...


3,438 posted on 05/15/2013 8:56:45 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: null and void
It still lacked the bodies of Vogon poetry...

Yes, but Celldweller is from Detroit. That's where the bodies are...

3,439 posted on 05/15/2013 9:03:40 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

AH! Maybe I’ll go listen to it again!


3,440 posted on 05/15/2013 9:05:39 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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