Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
It is more than possible.
I thought it was Omne Gallia in tres partes divisa est. (Verb at the end—they told us that we wouldn’t be able to speak latin because it’s too complicated, but we tossed that line of thought since the Romans spoke it. They also told us that we use only 10% of our brain power, so we decided to use 15%. Adolescent rebellion....)
Haha and good morning!
“robotic tourettes” You dream up the scariest concepts!
Hope your day is brilliant!
LOL, thanks.
Afternoon! Taking Tom to doctor, annual camp physical.
“We have to make sure you’re fit enough to work in the sugar mines of Glorgax 9!”
“Wait, I thought this was summer camp!”
“Oh, it is! But it’s run by the ant-like aliens of Zorthrau!”
Gee, thanks!
But I stole it... ;-)
Ummm... Seems to me way back in the archive section of the brain there is a blip that seems to agree that you are correct. So I just searched for other Latin copies of that - what was it, Latin II or Latin III when we had to wade through that? - classic and the additional six or so that I found all showed the text as I posted it. And if I still have my Latin books after all these millenia, er, decades, I haven't the foggiest as to their location so that I could check..
And my Mom (who taught Latin, among a myriad of other things she was certified to teach)is no longer available in this plane for consultation...
I don’t think the sugar mines would be a good idea for Tom. Does Glorgax 10 have spinach mines?
Close enough. I've had a good day, (so far).
Yesterday, when we were both looking for five O'clock, I reminded a freind that it was coming at us at a thousand miles an hour.
Almost makes you worry that the beer might not have had time to get cold while you were waiting.
Just put your beer in the freezer for a bit. Don’t forget about it, though. Happy to hear that you’ve had a pretty good day!
If I were consigned to work in any mine, would that it be sugar!
Caesar was second year. I forget who was third year. Virgil was fourth year.
Wow! What else did your Mom teach? My Mom knew other languages but refused to teach us.
Oh, Cicero. Did she pronounce it “Kick-er-o”? When we sang Gregorian chant, we used the Italian pronunciation.
When I sing Gregorian Chant, I use the Mexican pronunciation.
Our congregation has almost no exposure to chant, no matter where they came from. I pull out a piece (in Spanish) once in a while, but it’s hard for my choir members to learn.
The equivalent of working in a sugar mine, is working in the cane fields during harvest-time.
Yes, you can help yourself to the sweetness, and you will need to. The work is so arduous that the cutters double their calorie intake during the sugar cane harvest.
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