What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[Monkey Face]

UGH!

I hate pills, even when they are not prescriptions. Because of CFIDS, the “normal” dosage for herbal/homeopathic remedies is far too low for me. Which is probably why I “forget” to take my pills, every so often. The amounts are HUGH! *GACK*

[Tax-chick]

Don’t forget to take your pills!

[no-to-illegals]

Good Night everyone. Have to turn in early for dinner.

[Monkey Face]

Thanks! I managed both dosages today! *GAK*

I check my snail mail and found a catalog from Dover with nothing but COLORING BOOKS! *swoon*

[TheOldLady]

Where’s Am? I hope it wasn’t he who turned into nobody. And one is new as well... Oh dear.

[LibreOuMort]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothering_Sunday

[fanfan]

I experienced that particular phenomenon. A few times.

[Monkey Face]

I just got a phone call from the manager at the local Marie Callender’s, where we had brunch, yesterday. Seems a line cook was in a car accident, so service wasn’t up to par.

Maybe. But the waitress was there, live and in person and didn’t take away the “debris” from the mimosa, even though she came to the table at least seven times...

Sorry, but having worked as a waitress, I think that was inexcusable.

[moose07]

“The Alfa-raab?”

Going to have to try and negotiate Photobucket again and get my pictures from the Top gear museum on here.
Don't hold your breath.

NUTS, but good at being Nuts. :)

[fanfan]

“Soon he’ll have the Thrill of Mobility all over the place.”

Maybe, but I’m not going to tell him.

[Monkey Face]

WHOA! Thanks, Sis! That was pretty informative. I had thought other countries honored mothers, but this is the first I have read of such a deep-seated history. Thanks again!

XO

[Monkey Face]

The Alfa-Raab was James May’s rendition of a stretch limo. The back end was the front end of the “other” car. Whichever one seemed to be the “choice du jour!” and was the “driving force,” so-to-speak. LOL!

[moose07]

Did you like Hampster's Fiat PPPPAANNNNDDDDDAAAA? It still exists in the museum at Beaulieu

[Monkey Face]

I like anything the Hampster creates! LOL! Watching Top Gear again, now...

[Monkey Face]

I actually saved that link...I’m not done, yet...:o|

[Monkey Face]

Currently: 102 F

Heat Index: 96°F

Humidity: 7%

Dew Point: 28°F

So Far Today
High: 102°F
Low: 72°F
Rain: 0.00”
Rain Rate: 0.00”/h
Gust: 16mph S

[NoCmpromiz]

Currently: 102 F

Boy, you'd think you were in teh middle of a desert or something... ;-)

Meanwhile, we have freeze warnings for tonight..

[Monkey Face]

We are grateful for night-time temps of 75F...

Some nights, it doesn’t go below 90F

:o])

The downsides are: The alarm on the Tracker is wonky in temps above 70; there is no A/C, which means I need to install window tint...very dark; and the radio quit playing at about 80 degrees F.

But. Lest I give the wrong impression, I am an early morning person, so A/C is not primary; I have a son-in-law who can install a new radio and/or find someone who will add the tint for less than the going price for “Nevadans.” (The “newer” places make no distinctions between “transplants” and Natives.)

For what it’s worth: I LOVE MY TRUCK!!!

[LibreOuMort]

Calon lân yn llawn daioni,
Tecach yw na’r lili dlos:
Dim ond calon lân all ganu-
Canu’r dydd a chanu’r nos.

Cymru am Byth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LibreOuMort]

Might want to have the wiring checked.