Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
There, that’s better. Off to do chores. Have a great day!
Please do not laugh at I. Well heck ... go ahead and laugh. I is listening to Ricky Nelson at this moment. Will get to your selection ASAP to find out on why to dig two. May we dig three or more?
Hi TOL,
As well as can be expected.
Trust you are keeping well.
Two mothers days... the Florists will be rubbing their hands with glee. :)
Have a good day SG!
Today the dog chewed up her feet so I had to put hydrocortisone and bandages on them. It’s worst than doing first aid on a small child. Dogs are not impressed with a lecture on how many different types of injuries you can treat. Kids at least stop whining after sucking chest wound.
...I ask not for ease and riches,
Nor earth's jewels for my part,
But I have the best of wishes ,
For a pure and honest heart....
Thanks! (Whatever you said!)
He said, “Blessed are the pure in heart”.
Happy Mother’s Day to you all!
I’ll change my gender in honor of your post.
We’ll be East Bound and Down ... Love you Ladies and Gents!
Why did she chew up her feet?
I never noticed Ash being impressed with lectures on any topic, although she would listen to Pat natter with a noncommittal sigh, “What I have to do to get food and a bed ...”.
And to you! How is young Marshall?
Translation
I ask not for a luxurious life ,
all the world’s gold, nor it’s fine pearls,
all I ask is a joyful heart ,
an honest heart, a pure heart.
A pure heart, full of goodness,
is more beautiful than the lilly;
only a pure heart can sing,
sing the day, and sing the night.
Late and early my one wish,
to rise above on the wings of song,
and for God, for my saviour,
to give to me that one pure heart..
Background
Daniel James (1847 - 1920), often known by the name ‘Gwyrosydd’ wrote the words for ‘Calon Lân’. Originally from Treboeth, Swansea, Gwyrosydd worked at the Steelworks in Morriston, at the Tin Works in Landore and as a grave digger in Mountain Ash. It is believed that Gwyrosydd wrote the words to one of the most popular Welsh hymns when his grandson came home from school one day asking for help with his homework. The task was to write a verse on the theme ‘Calon Lân’ (Pure Heart).
Thank you for expanding our horizons!
Back atcha, Darlin’!
U2!
I think she got into something she’s allergic to. The problem seems to have been solved.
Close, Bob!
Back from lunch with Lablady. She said she had a surprise for me, and I was hoping it was a little pink bundle and the bundle’s mommie, but it turned out to be my son-in-law!
That was good! I’m missed the arrogant twerp! ;o]
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