Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
My apology for nothing original.
LOL!
YOU are original, so coming from you, it sounds “different!”
Great News everyone! I has pulled me out of the water and Thought has been tied with nylon hose (I took off a lady last night) and placed Thought in the corner. ME ... ME ... ME ... you okay?
Oh dear! So it’s just the four of you now. How sad, and on Mother’s Day, too.
Please accept my condolences.
And Happy Mother’s Day to Mrs. Illegals, if she could be happy today...
OH! Great news! Here’s hoping that meself and I can revive me! You men are just the best. Come back, me!
Here’s hoping that Thought tied in the corner is enough to keep him away from me until everyone cools down.
Don’t worry, I’s better half wears industrial strength hosiery. Thought is not about to get out of that corner and untied.
Thought...London...sent it over, we can nuke two problems together then.
I’ll be certain to give you a heads up if I hears anything concrete regarding travel plans.
Good morning!
Good morning, all! Very nice day here, 60s and sunny. I went running for a whole hour, and then we practiced for Mass.
Time to feed teh byos now.
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!!
Ah! Interesting! It puts “Mother’s Day” in a whole new light!
So long as we have you, we get two Mother’s Days?
Ultra cool!
How are you, dear?
*Phew* That’s a relief!
This has nothing to do with anything. It's just an eerie song I've been trying to locate. You seem to enjoy many types of music, so:
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