Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Thanks for the movie reviews. “Hudson” fo sho!
The visit is going fine. We’re just back from Vlad’s First VCommunion, and there will be pictures up after a while.
Several people asked about Anoreth.
I’m alive and no longer hung over.
A+
Do you have any objections to me passing this around elsewhere (meaning not on FR?) Also, if you give permission, how do you want the attribution phrased? You know "Copyright 2013 by NNB" or how?
As the world lights up and as the world becomes still, am East Bound and Down.
With attribution, I do not mind. (Ping or PM me with a link?)
My internet presence is denoted by "NicknamedBob", so you can copy and paste, (unless you use HTML).
I use it myself, for Google searches, as in "NicknamedBob, In His Image" ... second entry is www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/3006027/replies?c=2978.
Congratulations! You should drink more Diet 7-up.
Most of a bottle of rum disappeared last night after we got home at 1 in the morning.
You can mix rum with 7up.
I hope Piper didn’t have too much.
The root beer is also gone.
I mix rum with 7up. Clear rum, and 7up, and clear Creme-de-Menthe, with ice cubes, and stir it with your finger.
It's in honor of Air Florida Flight Ninety, and Lenny Skutnik.
My brother called it "The Icy Plunge".
Well, that’s better for Piper. Not much body mass, under all that fur.
Also most of the food. I guess I should bestir myself from watching Top Gears on the couch and go buy things to eat.
You should buy food. Especially for Piper.
I got a really cute card in the mail today! Thanks!
You’re welcome!
Lablady called this morning and said she was taking me to brunch tomorrow, so that’s good. She surprised my little self! ;o]
That’s great news! OldTax-lady will go home tomorrow, and the rest of us have the Spanish Mass.
I should take that roll of film to Walgreens and have them develop it for me, so I can send photos! Maybe I’ll drop it off on my way tomorrow to Marie Callander’s. It will be ready by the time I get done eating.
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