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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: All

Oh, gee—gotta hit the sack! Good night and sweet dreams, y’all!


2,941 posted on 05/10/2013 5:40:11 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: Monkey Face; ArGee; Silentgypsy
Does anyone go straight to The Creator and cut out the middleman?

"Only if they die."

I suspect you have misinterpreted the question. I think it relates to consulting directly with God. Some call this prayer.

I say, no one is in any better position for such communication than anybody else.

However, I would advise, don't pester. That's got to be annoying.

2,942 posted on 05/10/2013 6:12:02 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy

Prayer works, if you want that Interface.

But the Angels carry our messages, so if one wants a “One On One” with the Creator, one must be prepared to accept the Caveats.


2,943 posted on 05/10/2013 6:21:25 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: Monkey Face
Yeah, sure. "With God, all things are possible," except for the caveats.

We won't go there. But I want to make the observation that the problem with religions, all religions, is that there are people who claim the exclusive right and ability to speak with and to God.

That's a caveat I don't accept.

A Walk With God

God and I were walking,
Along the endless sands,
Of the beaches of forever,
On my familiar span.

I had a million questions,
He had one answer, "Yes!"
Whatever's not a small reward,
Is just a simple test.

I try to walk here every day.
We watch the time and tide.
The rhythm of days is lulling,
Just I, and with Him beside.

I have no fear of fortune,
As We are walking here,
For peace and joy encompass me,
Because my God is near.

NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . April 17, 2007

2,944 posted on 05/10/2013 6:44:05 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: Monkey Face

send pics?


2,945 posted on 05/10/2013 6:54:24 PM PDT by LibreOuMort (I am still here, by the grace of God.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Thank you NicknamedBob! I needed that. :-)


2,946 posted on 05/10/2013 7:04:52 PM PDT by LibreOuMort (I am still here, by the grace of God.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I’m witchoo, Bob! Great poem!


2,947 posted on 05/10/2013 7:05:17 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: NicknamedBob

It is an awesome feeling to be that close to God.
I am not perfect and never claimed to be.
But one thing I am sure of is that
God has chosen ME to give folks comfort when they need it,
a word or hug in passing, and something else besides...
what else is His for the asking.

As bespeaks the funeral I recently attended....I was there for family members, and they, as I suspected, had no real clue. But they didn’t know how much I loved the woman that passed through my life as well as theirs, and therefore, they had no idea how much I mourned her passing.

But your poetry is, as always, spot on, Bob! Thanks!

(Did you ever decide to put a volume [or two] into print? I am so anxious for this!)

‘Face


2,948 posted on 05/10/2013 7:17:19 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: LibreOuMort

I will take pics in the early AM and send them to you ASAP!

FYI: I love my truck!


2,949 posted on 05/10/2013 7:21:32 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks! It’s on the list!


2,950 posted on 05/10/2013 7:57:14 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (God Bless America)
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To: sionnsar; LibreOuMort; Darksheare; null and void; NicknamedBob; JoeProBono; NoCmpromiz; ...
The Movie Reviews

"Hyde Park on Hudson" with Bill Murray, Laura Linney, Olivia Colman, Samuel West, Elizabeth
Marvel, Elizabeth Wilson, Eleanor Bron, Olivia Williams

2012, Rated R (an overreaction to a very brief simulated sex scene in the distance), 94 minutes.

When the king and queen of England visit President Roosevelt (Murray) in order to obtain his help
from America's armed forces for the upcoming war with the Axis powers, Roosevelt is masterful
with the monarchs but distracted by Eleanor, his own mother, and his many mistresses. It was really
very well acted, and the story was interesting and presented beautifully. We gave it   ★★★★


"A Late Quartet" with Christopher Walken, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Imogen Poots, Catherine
Keener, Wallace Shawn, Mark Ivanir, Liraz Charhi, Madhur Jaffrey, Anne Sofie von Otter

2012, Rated R for language and sexuality, 105 minutes.

A world-famous string quartet (Walken, Hoffman, Keener, and Ivanir) begins to fall apart when their
leader, Walken, is diagnosed with early-stage Parkinson's disease. As the others jockey for position,
Ivanir and Poot (daughter of Keener and Hoffman) start a short-lived affair. Then things get worse.
The music was very good, and the acting was excellent by all cast members. We really enjoyed it
and gave it   ★★★★


2,951 posted on 05/10/2013 7:58:47 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

Thank You for those two reviews. I swears someday there will be time to watch a movie. Thought thinks I is lying.


2,952 posted on 05/10/2013 10:27:30 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals; TheOldLady

Me is too...going to bed to stops the heebie-jeebies from making me feel the sillies.


2,953 posted on 05/10/2013 10:46:32 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: Monkey Face

*sighs*


2,954 posted on 05/10/2013 10:47:21 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: Monkey Face

Night Face. May you rest well.


2,955 posted on 05/10/2013 10:48:29 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face
or is it too early to give up the ghost .. up for a while here.
2,956 posted on 05/10/2013 10:49:32 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Not doing well this night.

Life seems to have days when the bear is had, and days when the bear has US!

For this evening, I am off to the side and down... We has had no idea that we is up this late, so we is apologetic...ta...

You is good, NtI...see you tomorrow day.


2,957 posted on 05/10/2013 10:57:33 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: no-to-illegals

No ghostly givings, this day...

Don’t know how long I will be here, but I really SHOULD be in bed. (She sez...)


2,958 posted on 05/10/2013 11:00:18 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: Monkey Face

Think I’m going to bed. Phone is silly and so am I.

See you tomorrow day...;o]

You is an awesome bunch of molocules! Never change! I love you as you is!

*smooches*


2,959 posted on 05/10/2013 11:09:18 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: Monkey Face
I really SHOULD be in bed.

So should I ... {{HUGS}}. A prayer {{HUGS}} will help.

2,960 posted on 05/10/2013 11:11:25 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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