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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: Monkey Face

*sheesh*

BNoy! => BOY!


2,881 posted on 05/10/2013 9:58:31 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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2,882 posted on 05/10/2013 10:05:46 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

I recall them well.


2,883 posted on 05/10/2013 10:12:30 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face

And the typos.
Back then the typos weren’t all that bad yet.


2,884 posted on 05/10/2013 10:13:27 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

UNGH!

This is not a good day for me, and I’m having trouble even having a linear thought.

*shudder*


2,885 posted on 05/10/2013 10:17:00 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: Monkey Face

I usually have liner thoughts, you know, those stream of consciousness things you read in the “thank yous” in the Cd booklets and such.


2,886 posted on 05/10/2013 10:20:15 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

UNGH! I’m going to make me have a time-out for a while and see if my attitude improves.

I don’t like me very much right now.


2,887 posted on 05/10/2013 10:33:35 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: Darksheare

Shannon tried to get in the small-dog bed with Jake. It didn’t work out.


2,888 posted on 05/10/2013 10:33:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: Darksheare

Absolutely. When your desire is to confuse, you can always fine a way.

In my experience, people who know God have no problem interpreting His book.


2,889 posted on 05/10/2013 10:50:59 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Monkey Face

Altitude is what I read that as.


2,890 posted on 05/10/2013 10:55:16 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Tax-chick

Not big enough for two catz, eh?
Jake give her the “You’re on drugs” look?


2,891 posted on 05/10/2013 10:56:49 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face

Linear thoughts aren’t all they’re cracked corn and I don’t care!


2,892 posted on 05/10/2013 11:06:40 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: All
Were we talking about driving lessons earlier?


2,893 posted on 05/10/2013 11:25:22 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Darksheare

I’m tall enough. I don’t need any more altitude! LOL!


2,894 posted on 05/10/2013 11:48:18 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: Tax-chick; ArGee; moose07; NoCmpromiz; fanfan; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; All

I just got a delivery from FedEx...a dozen roses from my son...

*snif*

A dozen roses with a vase. NEVER have I gotten roses from my children. (The screen is a little blurry.)

I am so touched!


2,895 posted on 05/10/2013 12:13:01 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: Monkey Face

Ohs noes. Is that THIS WEEKEND???!!!

Hello, 1-800-GUILT-TRIP?


2,896 posted on 05/10/2013 12:14:09 PM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Monkey Face

Awwww, I’m so happy for you! Is that what he said had been mail to him at your address?

I sent you a card yesterday, so you might get it tomorrow, definitely by Monday.

OldTax-lady is here. We went to Target with Tom, Sally, and James. She got James a LOTR Lego set (Shelob and some other figures), and I got Sally a bathing suit for the beach. Tom didn’t want anything but computer games, which we’re not getting him any more or letting him buy them.


2,897 posted on 05/10/2013 12:21:11 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: Darksheare

Several kittens would fit, but not two very substantial catz with personal-space issues. Jake gave her the “Don’t even think about it!” look and showed her his Claw.


2,898 posted on 05/10/2013 12:22:44 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: Tax-chick

I used to love computer games, until I got sucked into this one.


2,899 posted on 05/10/2013 12:24:58 PM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Monkey Face

Excellent!


2,900 posted on 05/10/2013 12:29:53 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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