Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
In California, a signal must be used when any other vehicle may be affected by the movement.
I don’t do my movements when I’m driving. I save them for the men’s room.
There must be some WEIRD drivers in California.
I emphasize using good driving habits ALL the time. That's why we call it a habit. If you have to think about signalling or stopping, sometimes you're going to make the wrong decision or be too slow. If you do it every time, you can't go wrong.
But I don't know why it works like that!
Jake being “managerial” and pointing with his nose again.
At least it was cow orkers, or an owrker.
I always envisioned the Owrk to be a gind of ogre toothed bulldog looking thing.
For some reason, the Owrd just doesn’t have a mental image to it yet.
Might be ... or a drone.
The secret to communication is to understand that language doesn’t work.
People work at using language. Sometimes they work at using it to inform, sometimes to obscure.
Even God when perfectly attempting to communicate (and I mean no disrespect here) couldn’t write a book that could not be misinterpreted.
But it took Obama to raise using language to obscure to an art form.
Oops - snuck in politics AGAIN!!!
More lashes with that wet noodle for me.
Birdlike with a sharp pointed beak and huge, glowing eyes.
Pretty accurate.
My grandmother was an English teacher.
She’d cane me for how I slaughter the language.
Kinda like a crow on performance enhancing drugs?
Get it? Slaughter = S-laughter. HAW! I'm a riot!
They say he died laughing, which was partly true.
He started laughing as the qixklirk busted through his wall, and continued laughing as the ridiculous looking thing began to wipe his face from his head.
Some even say he was still laughing even after his face was gone!
If you’re buyin’, I’m flyin’!
*ahem*
(Sneaking in some religion...) God didn’t write the Bible. men did. Which is why it is so often misinterpreted. And why there are so many “versions” of it.
And why people argue about the importance of Syriac and Aramaic, and whether or not the English employed in the King James is superior to everything.
Used to be some pretty heavy flamewars on FR over that.
BNoy! Don’t I know it! LOL!
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