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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: ArGee

2,861 posted on 05/10/2013 8:23:30 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: ArGee
“When am I required by law to signal?”

In California, a signal must be used when “any other vehicle may be affected by the movement.”

2,862 posted on 05/10/2013 8:24:53 AM PDT by null and void (America needs to be led by warriors not by lawyers)
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To: null and void

I don’t do my movements when I’m driving. I save them for the men’s room.

There must be some WEIRD drivers in California.


2,863 posted on 05/10/2013 8:45:45 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: ArGee
You have NO idea!
2,864 posted on 05/10/2013 8:50:15 AM PDT by null and void (America needs to be led by warriors not by lawyers)
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To: ArGee
If there’s nobody to receive it, there’s no point in sending it.

I emphasize using good driving habits ALL the time. That's why we call it a habit. If you have to think about signalling or stopping, sometimes you're going to make the wrong decision or be too slow. If you do it every time, you can't go wrong.

2,865 posted on 05/10/2013 9:02:01 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy
"That’s how the language works around Darksheare."

But I don't know why it works like that!

2,866 posted on 05/10/2013 9:10:00 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Tax-chick; moose07

Jake being “managerial” and pointing with his nose again.


2,867 posted on 05/10/2013 9:10:42 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Silentgypsy; Tax-chick

At least it was cow orkers, or an owrker.
I always envisioned the Owrk to be a gind of ogre toothed bulldog looking thing.
For some reason, the Owrd just doesn’t have a mental image to it yet.


2,868 posted on 05/10/2013 9:13:21 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: null and void

Might be ... or a drone.


2,869 posted on 05/10/2013 9:18:51 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Darksheare

The secret to communication is to understand that language doesn’t work.

People work at using language. Sometimes they work at using it to inform, sometimes to obscure.

Even God when perfectly attempting to communicate (and I mean no disrespect here) couldn’t write a book that could not be misinterpreted.

But it took Obama to raise using language to obscure to an art form.


2,870 posted on 05/10/2013 9:21:33 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: ArGee

Oops - snuck in politics AGAIN!!!

More lashes with that wet noodle for me.


2,871 posted on 05/10/2013 9:21:56 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Darksheare

Birdlike with a sharp pointed beak and huge, glowing eyes.


2,872 posted on 05/10/2013 9:23:46 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: ArGee

Pretty accurate.
My grandmother was an English teacher.
She’d cane me for how I slaughter the language.


2,873 posted on 05/10/2013 9:26:01 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: ArGee

Kinda like a crow on performance enhancing drugs?


2,874 posted on 05/10/2013 9:26:57 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
You put the "laughter" in slaughter.

Get it? Slaughter = S-laughter. HAW! I'm a riot!

2,875 posted on 05/10/2013 9:29:23 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: ArGee

They say he died laughing, which was partly true.
He started laughing as the qixklirk busted through his wall, and continued laughing as the ridiculous looking thing began to wipe his face from his head.
Some even say he was still laughing even after his face was gone!


2,876 posted on 05/10/2013 9:37:06 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: null and void

If you’re buyin’, I’m flyin’!


2,877 posted on 05/10/2013 9:39:14 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: ArGee

*ahem*

(Sneaking in some religion...) God didn’t write the Bible. men did. Which is why it is so often misinterpreted. And why there are so many “versions” of it.


2,878 posted on 05/10/2013 9:41:26 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: Monkey Face; ArGee

And why people argue about the importance of Syriac and Aramaic, and whether or not the English employed in the King James is superior to everything.
Used to be some pretty heavy flamewars on FR over that.


2,879 posted on 05/10/2013 9:49:13 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

BNoy! Don’t I know it! LOL!


2,880 posted on 05/10/2013 9:58:03 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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