What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[Tax-chick]

Tom’s Eagle project plan is approved, so now he can try to get his driver’s license. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe not.

[NicknamedBob]

You do realize that you are fostering a diaspora, don’t you?

[Silentgypsy]

So beautiful! Thank you.

[NoCmpromiz]

superconducting surface --- The magnet ends up floating ---

So.. have you used the floating magnets to chase down the liquid He that just crawled out of that vacuum flask over there..?

I observed that occurrence while I was looking through a specimen of supercooled liquid silicon dioxide ...

[Tax-chick]

Yes, I live in hope ...

[Tax-chick]

[no-to-illegals]

Morning everyone .... {{{HUGS}}} for everyone

[no-to-illegals]

I swear I hear the sound of beating wings!

[NicknamedBob]

"So.. have you used the floating magnets to chase down the liquid He that just crawled out of that vacuum flask over there..?

I observed that occurrence while I was looking through a specimen of supercooled liquid silicon dioxide ..."

I call that one of the meniscus effects. But you don't need exotic materials like near Absolute Zero temperatures and liquid Helium to observe it.

A small quantity of beer, if looked at under close scrutiny, will go up the side of the container and slide down your throat.

A container made of supercooled liquid silicon dioxide is very helpful in this experiment also.

[no-to-illegals]

Blessed ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptkWYhX79N8

[Tax-chick]

Good morning. It looks like I’m going to the DMV, again, but I’ll wait until they open so I can call and find out if their camera is working today.

[no-to-illegals]

{{{HUGS}}}

[Tax-chick]

Thanks! Nothing else seems to help!

[no-to-illegals]

Nothing else seems to help!

I swear the Wild Angels are out in force this A.M. Hallelujah!

[no-to-illegals]

It feels so good! ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcc3q-RS6BM

[no-to-illegals]

We will dry each others Eyes ... I Promise Each of Us Will Never Let Go ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW9zMSwKIdU

[no-to-illegals]

Been Trapped in my Past ... Moving On ... I forgive Myself ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=IiHhTdg8qrc

[Monkey Face]

This morning I awoke feeling like I was run over with a double decker bus. I’m waiting for the caffeine in the tea to do something to me so don’t feel so ugly.

It’s too early for an Adult Beverage, even if I had some handy, but I could probably change the rule on that. It’s got to be five o’clock SOMEwhere....

Hockeybughow sent me a text last night to tell me FedEx was bringing me something in honor of my two days, but that it was addressed to him, so he had to give me a “head’s up” so I would accept it. I had to laugh. I told him FedEx would never know I wasn’t him!

[ArGee]

Good morning, everyone.

I had the strangest dream. I dreamed I was driving some kind of bus and running over people. I wasn’t killing them, though. They weren’t even screaming. Apparently they were all asleep or something.

Weird.

[ArGee]

Here in NYC, if a teacher were given this by a student, he/she would probably say "Thank you" and not even notice the error.

Well, I'm sure my daughter would notice. I'm not sure about anyone else. And my daughter's dyslexic!

Welcome to stupidville.