Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
The credit card bills have been coming due and everyone of those credit card bills have been paid totaling more than my originals documents say was the cost. Paw says it's a technicality. Being don't know what technicality means, me thinks Paw is pulling on my leg. Tried to call the ah ... point of shipping place the other day and a recording said the number was no longer in service. Guess that's what Paw meant by a technicality.
Morning Sg. Prayers up all is great in your neck of the woods.
It’s the new math. Don’t use the old math. In the new math you never pay the bills, you just use the stuff. Then you camp out with a bunch of smelly people (kind of like bedding down with kinfolk) and demand someone else pay for the stuff.
At least, that’s what I’m told they’re teaching in schools these days. I never did mind schools much, so I can’t say for certain.
I knew how to drive a car well enough at 13 to drive one, but never got my first license until I was 21. My husband only consented to it when we got sea duty after two years shore duty. Why? Because he wanted to drove straight through from So Dak to San Diego. With 30 days leave? What was he thinking?
I’ve had one ever since.
Sounds like Elen needs a little attitude adjustment before she tries again. Maybe a week away from DMV will calm her nerves well enough to where she can pass the next time. It sounds like she’s just too stressed over the last failure to concentrate fully on the nezt try.
Yeah, I’m fine.
Local creek rose slightly, but not too badly.
We’re set for rain through teh weekend.
Well, yes.
She’s right.
It would be a hat after that, yes.
Nothing to worry about at this point?
Maybe?
Unless the rest of the crew begin teaching her how to create horrible hat mounted devices.
That’s Chollo Cactus.
I ran afoul of one once in 1996.
Not an experience I want to repeat.
Thwe thorns BURN.
So he’s standing there looking like he’s being attacked by spiked gerbil poo, feeling like he’s on fire.
As for what creature it would be in the altorld universe, it’d be some swarming thing, Ghk’ickka seems to suit it.
Understood, just get better.
It’s a good thing you haven’t had to buy gasoline recently or you would already have been out of limbs.
I knew them back in the day...
Well, they’re upset with you.
They’re telling me to put you on the phone.
They’re doing this weird buzzing rattle with their stalks, and the pitcher plant looking bits are emitting this “guk! guk! guk! guk! Grrrrrclick” noise.
I'd make a pilgrimage to Woking, Weybridge, Leatherhead...
It’s nice to be remembered. Perhaps they can meet me at the beach?
I know that guy and remember the day after at work.
Leaves are splayed peacock tail style and they’re saying this:
“Glick guk *buzzz rattle* click GLUCK *buzzz* Grrrk!”
If it is of any consolation, you can tell Elen it took me Four goes to pass our driving test.
Don’t worry it is not the end of the World, even if it does feel like it at the moment.
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