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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: ArGee
Good for you ArGee. Received a set of twenty coupons plus a coupon for free shipping recently for winning various amounts of $50 - $200 off of various electronics. There was only one catch to receive the free shipping and that was had to include a separate and valid credit card number not of the same as for paying for the merchandise. So I filled out the coupons for the merchandise and the free shipping coupon and made certain two separate credit cards were used and pretty soon am expecting to be up to my armpits in new electronics. When, just don't know yet, but it has only been about six months. Do you think Maw made a mistake when she told me to order all of it?

The credit card bills have been coming due and everyone of those credit card bills have been paid totaling more than my originals documents say was the cost. Paw says it's a technicality. Being don't know what technicality means, me thinks Paw is pulling on my leg. Tried to call the ah ... point of shipping place the other day and a recording said the number was no longer in service. Guess that's what Paw meant by a technicality.

2,721 posted on 05/09/2013 6:51:21 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Silentgypsy

Morning Sg. Prayers up all is great in your neck of the woods.


2,722 posted on 05/09/2013 6:57:14 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

It’s the new math. Don’t use the old math. In the new math you never pay the bills, you just use the stuff. Then you camp out with a bunch of smelly people (kind of like bedding down with kinfolk) and demand someone else pay for the stuff.

At least, that’s what I’m told they’re teaching in schools these days. I never did mind schools much, so I can’t say for certain.


2,723 posted on 05/09/2013 6:57:50 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Tax-chick

I knew how to drive a car well enough at 13 to drive one, but never got my first license until I was 21. My husband only consented to it when we got sea duty after two years shore duty. Why? Because he wanted to drove straight through from So Dak to San Diego. With 30 days leave? What was he thinking?

I’ve had one ever since.

Sounds like Elen needs a little attitude adjustment before she tries again. Maybe a week away from DMV will calm her nerves well enough to where she can pass the next time. It sounds like she’s just too stressed over the last failure to concentrate fully on the nezt try.


2,724 posted on 05/09/2013 7:02:24 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Even the smallest star shines in the darkness.)
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To: ArGee
That new math is costing me plenty. Gave up both legs recently and now the credit card company is coming for me arms. Should be grateful though ... at least me still has me brain and head. Can still out-think ‘em if can't kick or take a swing at ‘em. Once learn the method to use all my brain will have full defense mechanisms (<-— Paw helped me spell that word) for warding off evil.
2,725 posted on 05/09/2013 7:03:14 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Darksheare
LOL
No idea which it is at the moment, Darks.
But rest assured the UT will be the first to know...Possibly even before i do...ummm.
2,726 posted on 05/09/2013 7:06:57 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: Silentgypsy

Yeah, I’m fine.
Local creek rose slightly, but not too badly.
We’re set for rain through teh weekend.


2,727 posted on 05/09/2013 7:09:42 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Tax-chick

Well, yes.
She’s right.
It would be a hat after that, yes.
Nothing to worry about at this point?
Maybe?

Unless the rest of the crew begin teaching her how to create horrible hat mounted devices.


2,728 posted on 05/09/2013 7:14:46 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: NoCmpromiz; ThomasThomas

That’s Chollo Cactus.
I ran afoul of one once in 1996.
Not an experience I want to repeat.
Thwe thorns BURN.
So he’s standing there looking like he’s being attacked by spiked gerbil poo, feeling like he’s on fire.

As for what creature it would be in the altorld universe, it’d be some swarming thing, Ghk’ickka seems to suit it.


2,729 posted on 05/09/2013 7:20:43 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: moose07

Understood, just get better.


2,730 posted on 05/09/2013 7:23:40 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: no-to-illegals

It’s a good thing you haven’t had to buy gasoline recently or you would already have been out of limbs.


2,731 posted on 05/09/2013 7:36:36 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Silentgypsy
Crowbar appreciated the tickle you sent!
Another one in the Post soon. :)
2,732 posted on 05/09/2013 7:38:37 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: Darksheare
Trifid I know.

I knew them back in the day...

2,733 posted on 05/09/2013 7:40:05 AM PDT by null and void (Today I learned in school if they call me ugly & I punch 'em in the nose, they stop calling me ugly!)
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To: null and void

Well, they’re upset with you.
They’re telling me to put you on the phone.
They’re doing this weird buzzing rattle with their stalks, and the pitcher plant looking bits are emitting this “guk! guk! guk! guk! Grrrrrclick” noise.


2,734 posted on 05/09/2013 7:48:31 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Tax-chick
They’re going to England. The girls are excited about the thought of a “Dr. Who Tour,”

I'd make a pilgrimage to Woking, Weybridge, Leatherhead...


2,735 posted on 05/09/2013 7:52:09 AM PDT by null and void (Today I learned in school if they call me ugly & I punch 'em in the nose, they stop calling me ugly!)
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To: Darksheare

It’s nice to be remembered. Perhaps they can meet me at the beach?


2,736 posted on 05/09/2013 7:56:38 AM PDT by null and void (Today I learned in school if they call me ugly & I punch 'em in the nose, they stop calling me ugly!)
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To: ThomasThomas

I know that guy and remember the day after at work.


2,737 posted on 05/09/2013 8:00:14 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: null and void

Leaves are splayed peacock tail style and they’re saying this:
“Glick guk *buzzz rattle* click GLUCK *buzzz* Grrrk!”


2,738 posted on 05/09/2013 8:00:32 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Tax-chick

If it is of any consolation, you can tell Elen it took me Four goes to pass our driving test.
Don’t worry it is not the end of the World, even if it does feel like it at the moment.


2,739 posted on 05/09/2013 8:01:45 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: null and void
Hi Nully,
Which Labour controlled town is that in?
And what the ..is it?
2,740 posted on 05/09/2013 8:06:25 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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