Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
*yawn*
Who got killed?
Oh, this thread became quite todt for a bit.
Because of me.
I must apologise for it.
It was suppertime here. Now it’s, “Can I check my email?” time. Not that this doesn’t happen all day ... but I have to change Kathleen’s diaper, anyway.
Well blarghurggle.
Hopefully the new apprentice is agreeable to this.
I will be heading off soon.
She gargled milk at me and then put her cup on her head and said, “Hat!”
That supports my theory that the hat was the first human invention.
Assuming the Savanna Theory has some merit, the first human inventor pulled up some grass, twisted it to make it stay together, and then plopped it on his (or her) head to temper the equatorial sun.
From that point, better ways of binding the straw would have developed, until one day the second invention came about, the berry-basket.
Just take off your hat, place the extra berries in it, and you have a convenient pocket or pouch to carry things.
You can see how this would progress to better and more useful devices in quick order.
Was shareful of Cuteye and got some rest. Off to try to finish an ebook before it expires. Good night and sweet dreams, y’all!
Oh, thank you. Much clearer now. We’d call that 240mg/ deciliter. I come from a long line of party animals who succumbed because of eating too much strawberry shortcake. They can whittle your number down with statins (not too expensive in the generic versions here; primary concern is whether or not you can tolerate them.) Hopefully, your action plan will proceed smoothly.
Crowbar appreciated the tickle you sent!
I got a note from a nurse that said I had type A blood, but it turned out to be a Type O
But it reminds me I am not having a bad day.
I think I prefer black-berry picking.
You don't happen to know what kind of critter this is that this golfer ran into, do you? It doesn't seem to be one of Dark's grumbling rug things or a flying towel..
Sure seems it could be obnoxious though ;-)
Morning everyone! May today top yesterday!
The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and it’s a balmy 54. I’m going to take Elen to the DMV for another try at getting her permit.
It seems like a reasonable scenario to me.
Good morning! Only read 300+ pages of the book before it expired so will have to reborrow it. However, "The All New Square Foot Container Gardening" just became available, so will finish that first. Looking forward to raising mint in big pots on the deck. (Mint tea is sooooo refreshing.) Maybe some basil, too, to make pesto. It's supposed to thunderstorm today, so I'll be spreading diatomaceous earth over the garden and then dropping tomato and pepper plants into holes as time permits. :)
What're you doing? Hope you procured all our passports. Where are we going?
There were pictures of flooding in urban areas in your state. Are you OK?
The passport-ordering hit a snag. They’re going to England. The girls are excited about the thought of a “Dr. Who Tour,” which should be available as a morning or afternoon outing in London, but they’d settle for Sherlock Holmes. I remember seeing Baker Street when I was there in the early 80s.
As soon as I get another load of wash in the dryer, we’re off to the DMV, yippee.
We have tomatoes planted, but still need to put in peppers and eggplants, probably after removing the early arugula. We have another bed of assorted lettuces that’s still going strong, since it’s been so cold.
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