What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[no-to-illegals]

Thought forgot to wish you Happy 21st Birthday yesterday. I apologizes.

[TheOldLady]

Thank you for the two lovely serenades, my friends. I do love a serenade. Cool Change and Wildfire are just great.

[TheOldLady]

I love your attitude. You’re going to make it with that strength and will to persevere.

[no-to-illegals]

Thank you for the two lovely serenades, my friends. I do love a serenade.

You are welcome. Every Lady deserve nothing less than a serenade. These songs were for all the Ladies. {{{HUGS}}} Ladies!

[Monkey Face]

Back in The Day, I was the only person who could dance sitting down! I learned ballet at the age of two, and at 12, I was learning tap. When I was a sophomore in high school, I enrolled in modern dance.

And yes...I will dance until the last man is standing, though I’ve never made any money from it...If I had been famous, I would have created Dancing With The Stars!

Thanks for the vote of confidence!

[Monkey Face]

Attitude, schmattitude!

I will NOT give up or give in. My age is nothing but a number.

And I think YOU know how that works! LOL!

I still walk as far and as fast as I can, and I keep my head above water. No one can defeat me but me!

[no-to-illegals]

Welcome into our Solar System. Welcome to planet Earth. I’ll leave our Solar System with you ... Time In A Bottle ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=kr-LzfEuuac

[no-to-illegals]

For All Who Make A Difference ... Take Me Back To My Home Lord ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOtab0BKOGY

[TheOldLady]

Ooooh! That’s a very nice one. Thank you.

[TheOldLady]

That one is very nice, too.

Thank you, gentlemen. Excellent choices.

[no-to-illegals]

A Whiter Shade of Pale ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uU-X0rUZOo

[no-to-illegals]

If You Could Read My Mind ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=jqMG3VR5PP4

[no-to-illegals]

The Night They Drove Ole Dixie Down ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_eK9ERNChI ... It’s A Time I Remember So Well.

[no-to-illegals]

Wearing of the Grey ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XVsEVW4x_Q

[Salamander]

I have no idea what y’all are talking about.

:D

[Salamander]

Ralph [Sonny] Barger and the HA’s helped the cops put down a hippie riot and offered his members as volunteers during ‘Nam.

The Angels have a bad rep but they were Americans, first.

During our benefit rides, there’s a ‘no colors’ policy and you never know who the guys riding with you really are.

[well, I do but most people wouldn’t]

It’s an incredible feeling of security.

“I got yer back” means something to them.

The stupidest thing I ever saw was a car zigzagging through a huge local MC ‘run’.

The driver was an idiot.

The MC must’ve felt very merciful that day.

[Monkey Face]

I’ve seen the history of the HA, and I admire them, as I always have.

Some folks think all bikers are criminals, but I know better. I will trust my life in the hands of the HA or any other MC that is in my area. Their hearts are in the right places, and they always watch out for widows and children: Both of which I am! LOL!

[Tax-chick]

[JoeProBono]

[Tax-chick]

LOL!