Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Happy Birthday ... A week early. I knows you are 22 this year.
Hello to you all! I didn’t mean to ignore the rest of you men when I greeted Thought. You must be glad to be together again, my friends.
Darling, I’m 66, but thank you. I will be 67 in December.
WRONG!
This year, I am a happy 25! And thank you so much for caring! (I will be expecting a box of cheap white wine and a HUGH bag of pretzels for the occasion! Ohyah...don’t forget the DARK CHOCOLATE!)
XOXO
WHOA! You look so much younger!!!
God bless the genes that keep you that way!
XOXO
Some of us never age. Some of us age gracefully. And some of us are ALWAYS 21.
Yes, genes. People in my family look younger than their years, but unfortunately tend to die younger as well. I’m ten years older than my mother ever got.
Another thing that helps maintain the skin is taking high doses of Vitamin C. You have to creep up on it, though. Can’t just dive in to that pool. Start low and work up. I take four grams a day, five during flu season, and I almost never get colds or the flu.
There is porpoise in life ... and I makes a Cool Change as often as possible ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=9bKwRW0l-Qk
May we each ride Wildfire only once or twice or forever ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc3OnSQc48s
Although my parents were related only by marriage, they both died at the age of 71. I’m two years away from that and I absolutely, positively refuse to GIVE IN!
There are too many things that need to be done, and I feel that the digital age will help me accomplish what is undone.
I have had one “cold” since my diagnosis of CFIDS in 1998. My immune system is “up-regulated” and because of that, the things that assail other people don’t affect me.
I am grateful for any grace I recieve!
I think we'll all agree that Darks was precocious. But not that precocious.
"Ender's Game" was copyrighted in 1977.
I wrote things then, but nothing like that.
I is grateful anytime I sees you dancing with ZZ Top and Carmen.
O hai, everyone.
Kathleen has at least two more teeth (bottoms), and she’s furious about Gravity. I’m going to put my feet up for a little while, and then dream of ‘Face and ZZ Top. I’m sure she’ll dance him into the ground.
Rolling Me Down the Highway ... Living the Dream ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ph89xbv0Kw
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